1 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:33,001 www.titlovi.com 2 00:01:36,001 --> 00:01:37,401 Here they come. 3 00:01:37,402 --> 00:01:40,602 Gee, I bet they'll be glad to meet some girls for a change. 4 00:01:40,603 --> 00:01:42,903 I hear they came all the way from Iceland. 5 00:01:42,904 --> 00:01:44,904 All the way from Iceland? 6 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:47,105 Count me out, I bruise too easy. 7 00:01:51,706 --> 00:01:55,606 - California, here I come! - Let's see the legs, old boy. 8 00:01:56,207 --> 00:01:58,507 Now I know why Columbus kissed the ground. 9 00:01:59,308 --> 00:02:02,808 - But that ain't all he kissed. - Oh, forget about that, fellas. 10 00:02:02,809 --> 00:02:05,209 You just wait and see what I've got for you. 11 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:06,310 It better be good, that's all. 12 00:02:06,311 --> 00:02:08,700 - Hiya, sailors. - Hey, come on, gangway, gangway! 13 00:02:08,701 --> 00:02:10,301 Don't bother us! 14 00:02:11,002 --> 00:02:13,802 I've never seen sailors act that way before. 15 00:02:13,803 --> 00:02:16,803 Me neither. Especially after a long cruise. 16 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,900 Come on, will you, quit worrying. 17 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:21,305 But a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 18 00:02:21,306 --> 00:02:24,606 We know what's back there, we don't know what you're leading us into. 19 00:02:24,607 --> 00:02:25,907 Come on, fellas. 20 00:02:25,908 --> 00:02:29,008 Oh, now, wait a minute, will you? Listen to me, I tell you... 21 00:02:29,809 --> 00:02:32,409 - What's the matter? - Look up there. 22 00:02:34,410 --> 00:02:36,910 All that to pick from and you're worrying. 23 00:02:36,911 --> 00:02:40,211 Who's worrying? Boy, oh boy. 24 00:02:41,112 --> 00:02:44,200 - All Paramunt girls, huh? - Hey, see that blonde? That one's for me. 25 00:02:44,201 --> 00:02:47,901 - I'll take the one in the end. - Give me two of those and one of them. 26 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:51,402 - I ain't choosy, I'll take any of them. - Which one is yours, Johnny. 27 00:02:51,403 --> 00:02:53,303 Oh, mine ain't on any billboard. 28 00:02:53,304 --> 00:02:54,800 Here's a guy who can help us out. 29 00:02:54,801 --> 00:02:56,800 Hey, bud, how far is it to Hollywood? 30 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:59,001 - Forty miles. - Forty miles, that far? 31 00:02:59,002 --> 00:03:01,900 Um, you wouldn't be going that way by any chance, would you? 32 00:03:01,901 --> 00:03:04,600 Oh, so that's the gag. You're putting this little act for my benefit, eh? 33 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:07,600 Oh, no, no, his father is a head of the Paramount Studios. 34 00:03:07,601 --> 00:03:09,000 That's where we're going. 35 00:03:09,001 --> 00:03:11,151 And I'm an admiral in the Navy and I'm not going. 36 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:13,502 - Who do you think you're kidding? - I'm not kidding anybody. 37 00:03:13,503 --> 00:03:15,203 If you don't believe me, come on, I'll call him up. 38 00:03:15,204 --> 00:03:17,304 Sure, there's a drugstore right over there, Johnny. 39 00:03:17,305 --> 00:03:19,700 - We'll show you. - Come on, wise guy. 40 00:03:25,201 --> 00:03:30,200 Hello, Paramount Studios? I'd like to speak to Mr. William Webster. 41 00:03:30,201 --> 00:03:32,601 - This is his son. - William Webster? 42 00:03:32,602 --> 00:03:34,702 What department's he in? 43 00:03:34,703 --> 00:03:37,703 What do you mean what department is he in, he runs the whole studio. 44 00:03:37,704 --> 00:03:38,704 One moment, please. 45 00:03:38,705 --> 00:03:42,105 Hey, Polly, there's a dope on this line wants to talk to a William Webster. 46 00:03:42,106 --> 00:03:44,200 - Says he runs the studio. - William Webster? 47 00:03:44,201 --> 00:03:45,901 Yes, says he's his son. 48 00:03:45,902 --> 00:03:49,000 Oh... it's Johnny! Let me take the call! 49 00:03:49,001 --> 00:03:51,501 Oh, that's that sailor you've been writing to. 50 00:03:53,102 --> 00:03:55,502 Mr. Webster's secretary's secretary. 51 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:59,503 Oh, I'd like to talk to Mr. Webster, this is his son. 52 00:04:00,304 --> 00:04:02,600 That was his secretary's secretary. 53 00:04:02,601 --> 00:04:04,401 Okay, you got yourself a chauffeur. 54 00:04:04,402 --> 00:04:06,302 But if this is a trick, I'll kick your teeth in. 55 00:04:06,303 --> 00:04:08,003 Mr. Webster's office. 56 00:04:08,004 --> 00:04:11,404 Why, Johnny, honey, when did you get in, where are you? 57 00:04:11,405 --> 00:04:13,385 This is Polly. 58 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:16,486 Oh, hello, Polly! Still working for Dad, huh? 59 00:04:16,487 --> 00:04:19,287 - Oh, yeah! - Ask about the girls. 60 00:04:19,288 --> 00:04:21,108 Oh, I'm anxious to meet you too. 61 00:04:21,109 --> 00:04:23,500 If you look anything like those pictures you sent me, 62 00:04:23,501 --> 00:04:25,501 gosh, I don't want to meet any movie stars. 63 00:04:25,502 --> 00:04:27,600 - I wanna see Betty Rhodes. - Shh. 64 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,001 Oh, yes, dear, I... - Blondes! 65 00:04:32,002 --> 00:04:35,500 Your father's in a conference right now, but I'll call him. 66 00:04:35,501 --> 00:04:37,001 Just a minute. 67 00:04:38,402 --> 00:04:39,800 William Webster. 68 00:04:40,201 --> 00:04:43,331 Hey, is your old man Bronco Billy Webster I used to see in the movies years ago? 69 00:04:43,332 --> 00:04:46,400 Sure, that's him. Dad got a little too heavy to ride on a horse. 70 00:04:46,401 --> 00:04:49,901 Gee, I haven't seen him myself since he got this new job. 71 00:04:49,902 --> 00:04:52,400 Brace youself, Pop, I got a surprise for you. 72 00:04:52,401 --> 00:04:54,301 Johnny's on the phone. 73 00:04:54,302 --> 00:04:58,500 He is? Well, where is he calling from? 74 00:05:00,201 --> 00:05:04,701 Well, um... does he know that I'm a... 75 00:05:04,702 --> 00:05:06,802 A gateman? Not yet, you old flivver. 76 00:05:06,803 --> 00:05:08,103 Hang on. 77 00:05:09,204 --> 00:05:13,304 Johnny! Yeah, it's good to hear your voice. 78 00:05:13,305 --> 00:05:15,995 Why didn't you let me know you were coming? 79 00:05:15,996 --> 00:05:17,896 Oh, I didn't even know myself. 80 00:05:17,897 --> 00:05:21,007 I'm fine, Dad, how are you? They keeping you busy? 81 00:05:21,008 --> 00:05:23,508 Oh, yeah, I, um... 82 00:05:23,509 --> 00:05:27,609 I got a reception room full of people right now. 83 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:30,100 My time's up, Dad, so look, listen, we'll be right in there... 84 00:05:30,111 --> 00:05:33,111 ...and you tell Polly I'm gonna bring a couple of fellas with me. Bye! 85 00:05:33,112 --> 00:05:36,512 Polly! Polly! 86 00:05:36,513 --> 00:05:38,413 I got it, Pop, I'll be right down! 87 00:05:38,814 --> 00:05:41,300 Liz, take over for me, will you? 88 00:05:41,301 --> 00:05:43,101 I might be a little late to get back from lunch. 89 00:05:43,102 --> 00:05:45,500 Imagine, going wacky over a guy you've never seen. 90 00:05:45,501 --> 00:05:48,101 - Well, why not? - But you've only seen his picture. 91 00:05:48,102 --> 00:05:51,002 Listen, honey, where I come from we do all our shopping from a catalog. 92 00:05:51,003 --> 00:05:52,200 See you later! 93 00:05:53,001 --> 00:05:55,201 Johnny was always so proud of me. 94 00:05:55,202 --> 00:05:58,802 I just couldn't tell him that Bronco Billy Webster... 95 00:05:58,803 --> 00:06:01,303 ...was all washed up in pictures. 96 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:04,604 But gee, Pop, you didn't have to tell him... 97 00:06:04,605 --> 00:06:07,495 ...you were executive vice-president in charge of production. 98 00:06:07,496 --> 00:06:10,196 I know, but it sounded so nice. 99 00:06:10,797 --> 00:06:13,400 - Hey, you! - Yes, Mr. DeSoto. 100 00:06:13,410 --> 00:06:15,400 If you can't watch this gate, we'll get somebody who can. 101 00:06:15,401 --> 00:06:16,801 - No, Mr. DeSoto. - What? 102 00:06:16,802 --> 00:06:18,802 I mean, yes, Mr. DeSoto. 103 00:06:26,903 --> 00:06:30,253 Pop, wait a minute, I got a brainstorm. 104 00:06:30,254 --> 00:06:31,500 How good an actor were you? 105 00:06:31,501 --> 00:06:34,501 Well, I don't like to talk about myself, but... 106 00:06:34,502 --> 00:06:37,999 I was considered one of the best riders in the horse operas. 107 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,400 I wish you could have seen me. 108 00:06:39,401 --> 00:06:43,001 Riding like the wind, indians all around me! 109 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:46,102 - I grabbed my gun and... - That's good enough for me. Come on! 110 00:06:52,003 --> 00:06:53,999 Mr. DeSoto's office, yes? 111 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,900 Sorry to inform you, but Mr. DeSoto got a dizzy spell... 112 00:06:56,901 --> 00:07:00,301 ...just as he leaving the lot, he has to go right home. 113 00:07:00,302 --> 00:07:04,102 Yeah... and he wants you to go to his house right away. 114 00:07:04,103 --> 00:07:06,800 Oh, thank you. By the way, who's this? 115 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:11,201 This? Why, um... this is Miss Bagroll of the stellar fire department. 116 00:07:11,902 --> 00:07:14,202 Oh... who? Hello? 117 00:07:14,203 --> 00:07:15,403 Hello? 118 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:20,504 More new people around here. 119 00:07:26,205 --> 00:07:28,505 Here, Pop, you'd better get rid of this. 120 00:07:28,506 --> 00:07:30,206 Well, what'll I do with it? 121 00:07:39,407 --> 00:07:42,607 First thing we gotta do is get you out of that uniform. What size suit do you wear? 122 00:07:42,608 --> 00:07:44,208 Forty-eight. 123 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:59,809 - Doesn't he look great? - Swell. 124 00:08:00,910 --> 00:08:02,710 Put him in there, Pop. 125 00:08:03,611 --> 00:08:06,611 I'll get you some clothes from wardrobe, but first I wanna leave word about Johnny. 126 00:08:13,012 --> 00:08:15,002 - Reception desk. - Hello? 127 00:08:15,003 --> 00:08:19,900 This is Mr. DeSoto's office. We're expecting a Johnny Webster and several sailors. 128 00:08:19,901 --> 00:08:23,101 Yes. If they ask for, um... um... 129 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:25,202 If they ask for anybody, send them in here. 130 00:08:25,203 --> 00:08:27,303 That's right, thank you. 131 00:08:28,104 --> 00:08:29,804 Pop, we're sitting pretty. 132 00:08:29,805 --> 00:08:32,650 I'll get you, sailor! 133 00:08:32,651 --> 00:08:34,800 Yes, sir, Mr. Webster, go right in. 134 00:08:34,801 --> 00:08:35,999 It's the fourth door on the left. 135 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,200 - Thanks. - This is alright. 136 00:08:38,201 --> 00:08:40,200 How do you like that, "Mr. Webster". 137 00:08:40,201 --> 00:08:42,201 I guess you believe him now, don't you, Duffy? 138 00:08:42,202 --> 00:08:43,700 Sure, some swanky joint. 139 00:08:43,701 --> 00:08:46,751 Yeah, and you wanted to waste your time with those tomatoes down at the dock. 140 00:08:46,752 --> 00:08:49,252 - Well, I... - Uh-oh, hold it. 141 00:08:50,353 --> 00:08:53,353 Hi, cutie. Hey, hey, hey! 142 00:08:53,354 --> 00:08:55,354 Cut it out, remember where you are. 143 00:08:55,355 --> 00:08:57,555 - I was just gonna talk to them. - Come on. 144 00:08:58,356 --> 00:09:02,256 And no cracks in front of my girl. She's kinda bashful. 145 00:09:02,257 --> 00:09:05,057 She might be a little embarrassed meeting me for the first time. 146 00:09:05,058 --> 00:09:07,458 Oh, well, it's okay, don't worry about us. 147 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,359 She's the refined type. 148 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,960 Darling! 149 00:09:18,461 --> 00:09:19,761 Hello, Polly. 150 00:09:19,762 --> 00:09:23,262 Oh, I thought you wouldn't to be more wonderful than I thought. 151 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:26,003 - Bashful. - Embarrassed. 152 00:09:26,004 --> 00:09:28,004 Refined too. 153 00:09:33,705 --> 00:09:36,205 - The mother type. - Yeah. 154 00:09:37,106 --> 00:09:39,406 - Is my father in? - Uh-huh. 155 00:09:40,807 --> 00:09:42,207 - Can I go in to see him? - Uh-huh. 156 00:09:43,608 --> 00:09:46,208 - Can I have my neck back? - Uh-huh. 157 00:09:49,309 --> 00:09:51,309 Isn't he wonderful? 158 00:10:02,610 --> 00:10:04,410 It's my fellow. 159 00:10:04,411 --> 00:10:09,700 - Hello, Dad. Gee, I'm glad to see you. - I'm glad to see you too. 160 00:10:12,201 --> 00:10:14,301 Yeah, my sailor boy. 161 00:10:15,402 --> 00:10:19,002 You know, I bought you your first sailor suit when you were three. 162 00:10:19,003 --> 00:10:23,603 - But I didn't get a balloon with this one. - It wasn't a balloon, it was a whistle. 163 00:10:25,204 --> 00:10:26,904 Kinda showing me off, huh? 164 00:10:26,905 --> 00:10:30,505 Well, why not, it isn't everybody has a son in the Navy. 165 00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:33,206 Oh, I'm kinda proud of having a dad who runs a movie studio. 166 00:10:33,207 --> 00:10:36,507 Gee, and the way you went right to the top, practically overnight. 167 00:10:36,508 --> 00:10:39,708 It was even faster than that. 168 00:10:40,909 --> 00:10:45,009 Say, Dad, I have some fellows outside and they'd like to meet you. 169 00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:48,810 Oh, sure, I'll have Polly bring them right in. 170 00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:04,311 Boy, that's quite a gadget. 171 00:11:04,312 --> 00:11:05,900 Yeah, isn't it? 172 00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:09,701 The boys, I thought they'd like a little drink. 173 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:12,999 - Oh, gee, that's swell. - I'll have them right in. 174 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:17,180 "Equalizer is second and here comes Ligarotti." 175 00:11:17,181 --> 00:11:20,681 It's going to be a driving finish, Ligarotti is going into the lead now and... 176 00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:23,999 Come on, give him the whip... 177 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,200 So you're still playing on them, eh? 178 00:11:26,201 --> 00:11:29,701 No, I... I... was just trying to get Polly. 179 00:11:35,202 --> 00:11:37,002 Polly! 180 00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:39,903 Polly! 181 00:11:49,304 --> 00:11:52,104 I guess it must have been a short circuit. 182 00:11:52,105 --> 00:11:57,105 Oh, poor dear. His mind's so full of... It's so full. 183 00:11:57,106 --> 00:11:59,800 He doesn't understand anything mechanical. 184 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,501 Nerves. 185 00:12:05,502 --> 00:12:08,402 Oh, hi, fellas, come on in, I want you to meet my Dad! 186 00:12:08,403 --> 00:12:11,003 - Hiya, boys. - Hello, Mr. Webster. 187 00:12:11,004 --> 00:12:12,004 Ramrod. 188 00:12:12,005 --> 00:12:15,405 Eddie McNooney, Billy Kovachek, and High Pockets. 189 00:12:15,406 --> 00:12:16,805 Mr. Webster, it's a pleasure to shake the hand 190 00:12:16,806 --> 00:12:18,706 that picked up Dorothy Lamour's option. 191 00:12:19,407 --> 00:12:21,707 - Hey, will you have a cigar? - Certainly. 192 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,500 - Go ahead, take some.. - Thank you very much. 193 00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:26,701 - Now how about a little drink? - That'd be swell! 194 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,402 - What are you gonna have? - Give me a sloe gin fizz. 195 00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:35,803 Bourbon with rocks. 196 00:12:35,804 --> 00:12:38,600 Hello! 197 00:12:40,201 --> 00:12:43,401 Well, here I am. 198 00:12:43,402 --> 00:12:44,902 Yeah, that's right. 199 00:12:44,903 --> 00:12:47,900 Shall I... do it here? 200 00:12:50,201 --> 00:12:51,701 Huh? 201 00:12:52,202 --> 00:12:55,402 Yes, I think this will be quite ducky. 202 00:13:05,203 --> 00:13:08,300 My goodness, did you hurt yourself? 203 00:13:08,301 --> 00:13:13,301 Oh, of course not. I always like to feel the floor before I start. 204 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,302 Start what? 205 00:13:16,303 --> 00:13:20,503 My audition, silly, as if you didn't know. 206 00:13:22,004 --> 00:13:23,804 I don't believe it. 207 00:13:23,805 --> 00:13:27,305 Nobody could make herself up to look like that even for money. 208 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,900 Why you chinless totem pole. 209 00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:33,601 - Why don't you keep your yapping... - Why don't you come back tomorrow? 210 00:13:33,602 --> 00:13:37,802 - We're terribly busy today. - Yeah, you'll have to come back tomorrow. 211 00:13:37,803 --> 00:13:40,703 Oh, now, wait a minute, Dad, we'd love to see her act, wouldn't we, fellas? 212 00:13:40,704 --> 00:13:42,004 Sure. 213 00:13:43,205 --> 00:13:46,305 Why, gee, guys, you're swell. 214 00:13:47,306 --> 00:13:49,406 Now, where's the accompanist? 215 00:13:49,407 --> 00:13:53,007 Oh, the accompanist, he couldn't come today. 216 00:13:53,008 --> 00:13:55,508 - But he'll be here tomorrow. - Yeah! 217 00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:23,209 And Eddie plays the piano. 218 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,310 Oh, wonderful! 219 00:14:26,211 --> 00:14:29,111 Now you better get out there before somebody else comes in. 220 00:14:29,112 --> 00:14:30,112 - Okay. - Oh... 221 00:14:30,113 --> 00:14:32,213 What'll I do if that dictograph thing buzzes? 222 00:14:32,214 --> 00:14:35,600 No matter who it is or what they ask, just say it stinks. 223 00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:37,801 Huh? -That's the way all the big executives do it. 224 00:14:41,902 --> 00:14:44,302 A-one, a-two... 225 00:14:56,203 --> 00:14:58,603 Remember, this is my audition. 226 00:15:08,704 --> 00:15:10,304 Oh! 227 00:15:18,405 --> 00:15:19,805 Reception desk. 228 00:15:19,806 --> 00:15:25,006 Listen. Mack, Mr. DeSoto has a twin brother you just arrived in town. 229 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,407 Looks and talks just like him. 230 00:15:27,408 --> 00:15:31,308 He may try to cross the lot and Mr. DeSoto doesn't want to see him. 231 00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:33,909 And don't let him use the studio phone. 232 00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:36,310 Oh, I see, sort of a black sheep, huh? 233 00:15:37,511 --> 00:15:39,511 Is Mr. DeSoto in his office now? 234 00:15:40,112 --> 00:15:42,002 Okay, I'll notify the gates. 235 00:15:45,603 --> 00:15:48,603 Hello, Liz. You know DeSoto's voice, don't you? 236 00:15:48,604 --> 00:15:49,800 Yeah, sure. 237 00:15:49,801 --> 00:15:52,101 Listen, no matter who he asks for, connect him in here. 238 00:15:52,102 --> 00:15:55,000 - Just a minute, sir. - Yes? 239 00:15:55,003 --> 00:15:58,503 Gosh, for a moment I'd have sworn you were Mr. DeSoto himself. 240 00:15:58,504 --> 00:16:00,804 Well, who do you think I am, you idiot? 241 00:16:00,805 --> 00:16:02,600 - I'm sorry, but you can't go in. - What? 242 00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:06,401 I said I'm sorry, but you can't go in. Mr. DeSoto's too busy to see you today. 243 00:16:06,402 --> 00:16:08,802 Look, are you crazy, I'm Mr. DeSoto. 244 00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:13,303 Yes, I know, but Mr. DeSoto's office just called and said he couldn't see you today. 245 00:16:15,004 --> 00:16:17,804 Look if this is a gag, I don't like it. 246 00:16:17,805 --> 00:16:21,105 It isn't a gag, Mr. DeSoto. Mr. DeSoto's tied up. 247 00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:25,806 Oh, no you don't. 248 00:16:30,307 --> 00:16:33,107 - You're fired. - Okay, so I'm fired. 249 00:16:36,108 --> 00:16:37,708 - Let me have that phone. - This is a studio phone. 250 00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:41,709 You'll find a public phone right over there. And please, Mr. DeSoto, I'm a very busy man. 251 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,580 - Yes, miss? - I have an appointment to see Mr. Waverly. 252 00:16:44,581 --> 00:16:46,481 - Your name, please. - Miss Francis. 253 00:17:05,882 --> 00:17:07,700 - Paramount Pictures. - Hello! 254 00:17:07,999 --> 00:17:11,701 This is Mr. DeSoto. Give me my office right away. 255 00:17:11,702 --> 00:17:13,300 Oh, yes, Mr. DeSoto. 256 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,050 - Hello? - This is Mr. DeSoto. Where's my secretary? 257 00:17:18,051 --> 00:17:19,300 Why isn't she in the office? 258 00:17:19,301 --> 00:17:20,800 Why, she was taken ill, Mr. DeSoto, 259 00:17:20,801 --> 00:17:23,000 when she heard you were fired and barred from the lot. 260 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,900 Who's been fired? Who's been fired from the lot? 261 00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:26,501 Why you... Hello! 262 00:17:26,802 --> 00:17:28,302 Hello! 263 00:17:29,303 --> 00:17:31,403 Boy, is he burning. 264 00:17:31,404 --> 00:17:33,500 Give me Mr. Freemont's office. 265 00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:36,800 Hello, Polly? He's on again. He's calling the front office. 266 00:17:36,801 --> 00:17:40,800 - Mr. Freemont's office. - Get me Mr. Freemont. 267 00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:44,601 Please, sir, you don't have to shout so. Who's calling? 268 00:17:44,602 --> 00:17:46,882 This is Mr. DeSoto, is Mr. Freemont in? 269 00:17:46,883 --> 00:17:49,983 - Well, let me speak to him! - Just a moment, please. 270 00:17:49,984 --> 00:17:54,584 Mr. Freemont! Mr. DeSoto wants to talk to you. 271 00:17:54,585 --> 00:17:58,285 Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I'll tell him. 272 00:17:59,086 --> 00:18:00,886 Hello, Mr. DeSoto. 273 00:18:00,887 --> 00:18:04,587 Mr. Freemont says he ran that picture you just finished. 274 00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:09,988 He'll meet you at your lawyer's office at 6 o'clock. So sorry. 275 00:18:14,289 --> 00:18:16,900 That's the picture business for you. 276 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:25,401 It's too bad you boys aren't going to stay around awhile. 277 00:18:25,402 --> 00:18:28,402 I'd whip up the biggest show any of you have ever seen. 278 00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:31,903 I'd put every star on the Paramount lot in it. 279 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,400 Oh boy, Dad, that would be terrific! 280 00:18:34,401 --> 00:18:39,001 But you're not going to stay around long, are you? 281 00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:42,302 - No. - Oh, that's too bad. 282 00:18:42,303 --> 00:18:45,003 Maybe when we come back, Mr. Webster. 283 00:18:45,004 --> 00:18:48,200 Yeah, maybe, if I'm still here. Of course you... 284 00:18:48,201 --> 00:18:50,901 ...never can tell about this picture business, you know. 285 00:18:51,902 --> 00:18:54,502 I guess I'll have to answer that. 286 00:19:01,403 --> 00:19:05,300 - Hello, B.G. Cecil DeMille speaking. - Uh-huh. 287 00:19:05,304 --> 00:19:10,100 You know how much everybody talked about The Giant Squid and Reap the Wild Wind? 288 00:19:10,101 --> 00:19:14,001 - Well, I got a much better idea. - It stinks. 289 00:19:14,002 --> 00:19:17,502 - What was that again? - It stinks! 290 00:19:18,603 --> 00:19:19,903 Well! 291 00:19:21,304 --> 00:19:24,204 The odor'll be a little better when I get over there. 292 00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:32,505 Oh... hello, Mr. DeMille. 293 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:36,006 I want to see Mr. DeSoto. Who's in there? 294 00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:38,787 Why, he's busy playing some records for some people. 295 00:19:38,788 --> 00:19:42,008 I don't care what he's doing. Tell him I want to see him. 296 00:19:42,009 --> 00:19:44,409 And he'll wish it was the squid. 297 00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:48,000 Couldn't you come back a little later, Mr. DeMille? 298 00:19:48,701 --> 00:19:51,801 Is it my diction or your hearing that's failing? 299 00:19:52,202 --> 00:19:54,402 Tell him I want to see him right now. 300 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,303 Yes, sir, I'll tell him. 301 00:19:56,304 --> 00:19:58,004 Thank you. 302 00:20:01,705 --> 00:20:03,145 Pop, we gotta get out of here. 303 00:20:03,146 --> 00:20:06,346 Cecil B. DeMille's outside and he's awful mad about something. 304 00:20:06,347 --> 00:20:10,147 - Oh, boy... what about them? - Don't worry, I'll take care about them. 305 00:20:10,148 --> 00:20:12,388 I can't go out without my uniform. 306 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,100 - Where is it? - It's in the closet. 307 00:20:14,101 --> 00:20:16,001 You go on ahead, I'll take care of everything. 308 00:20:16,002 --> 00:20:18,882 Well, fellas, break it up. Pop's gonna take you outside and show you some sets. 309 00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:20,383 - Lots of girls? - Yes! 310 00:20:20,384 --> 00:20:23,800 Honey, you're all fixed. Cecil B. Demille's out there waiting for you. 311 00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:26,771 Just tell him Mr. DeSoto said you're going to be in his next picture. 312 00:20:26,772 --> 00:20:28,672 Now go on out there and turn on the charm. 313 00:20:28,673 --> 00:20:31,973 Oh, that's wonderful! Mr. DeMille! Did you hear that? 314 00:20:32,674 --> 00:20:34,374 I'm so happy! 315 00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:47,775 You better see a projection room first. 316 00:20:49,576 --> 00:20:52,576 - Maybe there'll be some girls in here. - Good, good! 317 00:20:58,677 --> 00:21:00,100 Who is it? 318 00:21:00,101 --> 00:21:02,401 That's odd... 319 00:21:02,402 --> 00:21:04,402 - Is that you, boss? - Uh-huh. 320 00:21:04,403 --> 00:21:05,403 Who's that with you? 321 00:21:05,404 --> 00:21:07,904 Just some boys from the Naval Base, Mr. Sturges. 322 00:21:07,905 --> 00:21:10,405 Oh, fine, fine. Sit down, kids, sit down. 323 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,306 Thought you were out to lunch, but now that you're here... 324 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,707 I'd like you to see the Mary Martin-Dick Powell number. 325 00:21:19,009 --> 00:21:22,509 Run that Dreamland number next. 326 00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:23,510 Here's your suit, Pop. 327 00:21:23,511 --> 00:21:25,000 Now get back to the gate and watch out for us 328 00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:26,711 because we may have to come out that way. 329 00:21:26,712 --> 00:21:27,800 Quiet! 330 00:21:27,801 --> 00:21:31,001 - I'll be glad when this is over. - Go on. 331 00:21:52,002 --> 00:21:55,702 332 00:21:55,703 --> 00:21:59,503 333 00:21:59,554 --> 00:22:03,804 334 00:22:05,805 --> 00:22:12,905 335 00:22:12,906 --> 00:22:17,406 336 00:22:17,999 --> 00:22:20,707 - Oh, pardon me. - Me too. 337 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,008 - Waiter! - Yessir. 338 00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:27,800 - Two more, please. - Yessir. 339 00:22:27,801 --> 00:22:30,701 340 00:22:30,702 --> 00:22:36,002 341 00:22:36,003 --> 00:22:38,783 342 00:22:38,784 --> 00:22:41,784 343 00:22:41,785 --> 00:22:47,300 344 00:22:47,301 --> 00:22:50,001 345 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:56,002 346 00:22:56,003 --> 00:23:00,283 347 00:23:00,284 --> 00:23:04,584 348 00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:09,999 349 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,400 350 00:23:14,401 --> 00:23:16,701 351 00:23:18,002 --> 00:23:24,002 352 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,600 - Waiter. - Yessir? 353 00:23:26,601 --> 00:23:28,501 Could I have a little more water, please? 354 00:23:29,402 --> 00:23:35,100 355 00:23:35,201 --> 00:23:38,201 - And, waiter. - Yes, ma'am. 356 00:23:38,202 --> 00:23:41,702 - Could I have a spoon, please? - Yes, ma'am. 357 00:23:52,003 --> 00:23:54,503 358 00:23:54,504 --> 00:23:57,004 359 00:23:57,005 --> 00:23:59,685 360 00:23:59,686 --> 00:24:02,256 361 00:24:02,257 --> 00:24:07,307 362 00:24:07,308 --> 00:24:12,400 363 00:24:12,401 --> 00:24:14,999 364 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,590 365 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:22,670 366 00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:25,281 367 00:24:25,282 --> 00:24:27,882 368 00:24:27,892 --> 00:24:30,402 369 00:24:30,403 --> 00:24:33,203 370 00:24:33,204 --> 00:24:38,304 371 00:24:38,305 --> 00:24:43,000 372 00:24:43,001 --> 00:24:45,991 373 00:24:45,992 --> 00:24:48,392 374 00:24:48,393 --> 00:24:51,000 375 00:24:51,001 --> 00:24:53,401 376 00:24:53,402 --> 00:24:58,402 377 00:24:58,403 --> 00:25:01,000 378 00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:03,601 379 00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:08,602 380 00:25:08,603 --> 00:25:11,300 381 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,800 382 00:25:13,801 --> 00:25:16,281 383 00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:18,892 384 00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:21,393 385 00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:23,994 386 00:25:23,995 --> 00:25:26,700 387 00:25:26,701 --> 00:25:29,100 388 00:25:29,101 --> 00:25:31,601 389 00:25:31,602 --> 00:25:34,102 390 00:25:34,103 --> 00:25:39,003 391 00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:44,904 392 00:25:44,905 --> 00:25:48,205 393 00:25:48,206 --> 00:25:55,126 394 00:25:56,207 --> 00:26:00,800 395 00:26:00,801 --> 00:26:08,301 396 00:26:09,202 --> 00:26:14,302 397 00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:20,403 398 00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:25,904 399 00:26:28,205 --> 00:26:30,105 Well, how did you like it? 400 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:35,700 - Where is he? - Why, he seems to have gone, Mr. Sturges. 401 00:26:35,701 --> 00:26:37,800 Gone? A fine executive he is, what's the matter with him? 402 00:26:37,801 --> 00:26:38,801 I don't know. 403 00:26:38,802 --> 00:26:41,002 I did hear him say he'd be glad when it was over with. 404 00:26:41,003 --> 00:26:44,703 - He said what? - There must be some mistake, Mr. Sturges. 405 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:47,204 There's no mistake, I know his underhanded ways. 406 00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:50,005 - What? - Besides, what do you know about it? 407 00:26:50,006 --> 00:26:51,806 Nothing, Mr. Sturges, nothing. 408 00:26:51,807 --> 00:26:53,407 I think I'm going to Metro. 409 00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:57,608 Temperament. 410 00:26:57,609 --> 00:27:01,309 Well, come on, fellows, I'll show you some of the stages. 411 00:27:03,610 --> 00:27:05,000 How are you? 412 00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:07,501 Hi, sir. 413 00:27:07,802 --> 00:27:10,902 - All right. - Hello, Mr. DeSoto. 414 00:27:10,903 --> 00:27:12,553 Look, Bronco, 415 00:27:12,554 --> 00:27:15,054 I know you've had your instructions, but couldn't you just... 416 00:27:15,055 --> 00:27:16,900 ...turn your back for a moment? 417 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:19,401 - Turn my back? - We won't tell a soul. 418 00:27:19,402 --> 00:27:22,402 I've got to get on the lot. It's a matter of life and death. 419 00:27:22,403 --> 00:27:25,003 You mean you just want to get on the lot? 420 00:27:25,004 --> 00:27:29,004 - That's right. - That's alright with me, Mr. DeSoto. 421 00:27:29,005 --> 00:27:32,305 Thanks, Bronco, I'll never forget you for this. 422 00:27:35,806 --> 00:27:37,300 Now, if I can just get in to see Freemont, 423 00:27:37,301 --> 00:27:39,451 I can prove to him that that picture was not my fault. 424 00:27:39,452 --> 00:27:41,800 You can be honest with me, B.G., is the picture really that bad? 425 00:27:41,801 --> 00:27:44,600 It can't be... I don't think. 426 00:27:45,101 --> 00:27:47,500 - Preston! - Hm? 427 00:27:47,602 --> 00:27:49,892 Preston, something terrible has happened to me. 428 00:27:49,893 --> 00:27:51,293 Good! 429 00:27:52,694 --> 00:27:54,894 Fair-weather friend. 430 00:27:54,895 --> 00:27:56,435 And to think I gave him his first picture. 431 00:27:56,436 --> 00:27:57,936 The cops! 432 00:28:05,737 --> 00:28:08,107 They've taken your name down already. 433 00:28:08,108 --> 00:28:10,508 Twenty years it took me to get it up there. 434 00:28:10,809 --> 00:28:12,669 Two decades. 435 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,370 Hello, C.B. Did you hear what they've done to me? 436 00:28:21,371 --> 00:28:24,371 The less I see of you, the better. 437 00:28:29,772 --> 00:28:31,272 Deserted. 438 00:28:32,273 --> 00:28:34,573 Just when I needed a friend. 439 00:28:42,574 --> 00:28:44,774 Might as well start packing. 440 00:28:45,675 --> 00:28:50,375 Let's see, who was that writer that wanted a secretary with nursing experience? 441 00:28:51,176 --> 00:28:52,606 I'm not in. 442 00:28:55,007 --> 00:28:56,607 Mr. DeSoto's office. 443 00:28:56,608 --> 00:28:59,188 - Oh, yes, he is! - I told you I'm not in! 444 00:28:59,189 --> 00:29:01,589 It's Freemont's office. Hello? Hello? 445 00:29:01,590 --> 00:29:03,290 Yes, yes, he's right here. 446 00:29:06,391 --> 00:29:10,900 - Hello, Frank? - I just ran your picture, B.G. 447 00:29:10,901 --> 00:29:15,301 - And I want to congratulate you, sir. - You just ran it? 448 00:29:15,402 --> 00:29:16,402 Yes? 449 00:29:16,403 --> 00:29:20,403 Yes, one of the finest pieces of work you've ever turned out. 450 00:29:20,404 --> 00:29:25,004 Really? Well, thanks, Frank. 451 00:29:26,005 --> 00:29:29,200 That's high praise coming from you, Frank. 452 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:32,501 No, I wasn't a bit worried about this picture. 453 00:29:34,602 --> 00:29:37,102 Okay, Frank! 454 00:29:37,103 --> 00:29:39,103 Looks like we're back in business. 455 00:29:40,004 --> 00:29:42,200 He's crazy about it. Says it'll outgross Holiday Inn. 456 00:29:42,201 --> 00:29:43,801 and I'll bet you my right eye... 457 00:29:44,602 --> 00:29:46,982 Wait a minute, wait a minute, there's something screwy going on around here... 458 00:29:46,983 --> 00:29:48,753 ...and I'm going to find out what it is. 459 00:29:48,754 --> 00:29:55,200 Sarah. I've got enemies on this lot. Quislings stabbing me in the back. 460 00:29:55,201 --> 00:29:57,150 Could be somebody's ribbing you. 461 00:29:57,151 --> 00:29:59,000 Impossible, I phoned Freemont's office myself... 462 00:29:59,001 --> 00:30:01,201 ...and Mack had instructions to keep me out. 463 00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:03,202 Sarah... 464 00:30:03,503 --> 00:30:06,100 You don't suppose Freemont was soft-soaping me just now? 465 00:30:06,101 --> 00:30:08,600 - Why should he? - Who knows? 466 00:30:08,999 --> 00:30:12,701 When I think what can happen to a man in this business. 467 00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:14,902 It frightens me. 468 00:30:14,903 --> 00:30:16,800 It scares me too. 469 00:30:23,601 --> 00:30:26,401 Sarah! Sarah! 470 00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:30,402 Look at this! 471 00:30:31,803 --> 00:30:34,403 Somebody's been sitting in my chair. 472 00:30:34,704 --> 00:30:37,504 Somebody's been drinking at my bar. 473 00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:40,805 Somebody's been smoking my cigars! 474 00:30:42,506 --> 00:30:44,606 And smoked them all up! 475 00:30:44,607 --> 00:30:46,447 Must've been goldilocks. 476 00:30:47,308 --> 00:30:49,808 Aha! 477 00:30:50,509 --> 00:30:57,009 Sarah! Sarah, you've been entertaining eskimos in my office. 478 00:31:00,910 --> 00:31:03,010 Boy, fellas, take a look at that! 479 00:31:03,011 --> 00:31:04,551 Those are the girls we saw on the billboard. 480 00:31:04,552 --> 00:31:06,200 - Where's the blonde? - Let's get closer. 481 00:31:06,201 --> 00:31:08,201 - Come on! - Quiet, please! 482 00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:09,702 Shh! 483 00:31:14,403 --> 00:31:17,703 - Looks like we got an audience. - One of them's DeSoto's son. 484 00:31:17,704 --> 00:31:19,504 - Is that so? - Yeah. 485 00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:22,205 Okay, sailors, make yourselves comfortable. 486 00:31:22,206 --> 00:31:25,306 Alright, boys, put on the playback, let's go. 487 00:31:25,307 --> 00:31:27,007 Places! Quiet! 488 00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:30,808 Make it good, folks. 489 00:31:31,009 --> 00:31:35,600 490 00:31:35,601 --> 00:31:40,601 491 00:31:40,602 --> 00:31:45,572 492 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:51,400 493 00:31:57,501 --> 00:32:01,701 494 00:32:02,602 --> 00:32:06,602 495 00:32:07,103 --> 00:32:11,303 496 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:15,604 497 00:32:15,605 --> 00:32:18,500 498 00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:21,300 499 00:32:22,001 --> 00:32:26,601 500 00:32:26,602 --> 00:32:31,802 501 00:32:31,803 --> 00:32:37,203 502 00:32:41,504 --> 00:32:45,804 503 00:32:45,805 --> 00:32:51,005 504 00:32:51,006 --> 00:32:55,206 505 00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:59,607 506 00:32:59,608 --> 00:33:02,790 507 00:33:02,791 --> 00:33:05,491 508 00:33:06,002 --> 00:33:10,882 509 00:33:10,883 --> 00:33:15,700 510 00:33:15,701 --> 00:33:21,501 511 00:34:15,302 --> 00:34:17,600 512 00:34:18,901 --> 00:34:23,201 513 00:34:23,202 --> 00:34:25,202 514 00:34:25,203 --> 00:34:29,200 515 00:34:31,201 --> 00:34:33,301 516 00:34:33,302 --> 00:34:35,202 517 00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:38,903 518 00:34:38,904 --> 00:34:43,200 519 00:34:43,201 --> 00:34:47,500 520 00:34:47,501 --> 00:34:49,700 521 00:34:49,701 --> 00:34:52,200 522 00:34:56,501 --> 00:34:59,100 523 00:34:59,101 --> 00:35:01,301 524 00:35:01,302 --> 00:35:04,702 525 00:35:35,003 --> 00:35:38,803 526 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:43,404 527 00:35:45,005 --> 00:35:49,200 528 00:35:49,201 --> 00:35:53,701 529 00:35:54,202 --> 00:35:56,102 Well, what are we waiting for? 530 00:36:00,103 --> 00:36:01,999 Cut! Cut! 531 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,400 Hey, what is this? 532 00:36:06,901 --> 00:36:08,901 Get those sailors out of here! 533 00:36:09,202 --> 00:36:11,642 Come on, sailor, we gotta get out of here! 534 00:36:12,143 --> 00:36:13,643 See you later, now! 535 00:36:28,244 --> 00:36:32,200 - Did you have a good time, fellas? - I wish we could stay a little longer. 536 00:36:32,201 --> 00:36:35,701 - Oh, so do I. - Do you? Oh, darling! 537 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,802 - Hello, Dad, what are you doing in there? - I just stopped to use the telephone. 538 00:36:42,803 --> 00:36:46,003 - What's the matter, are you cold? - No, it's just a little drafty in here. 539 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,000 The line's busy. 540 00:36:48,001 --> 00:36:50,101 Come on, we want you to ride down to the harbor with us. 541 00:36:50,102 --> 00:36:52,202 We won't take no for an answer. 542 00:36:52,203 --> 00:36:54,703 Johnny, I said... 543 00:36:58,704 --> 00:37:00,454 Paulette Goddard! 544 00:37:00,455 --> 00:37:03,100 Paulette Goddard? Oh, my God! 545 00:37:03,101 --> 00:37:05,601 Well, open the gate! 546 00:37:05,602 --> 00:37:09,702 Now where can that gateman be? 547 00:37:09,703 --> 00:37:12,803 Don't worry, Mr. Webster, I'll open it. 548 00:37:12,804 --> 00:37:14,404 Wait a minute, I'll help you! 549 00:37:19,005 --> 00:37:21,505 Hiya, sailors! Hi, Pop! 550 00:37:25,106 --> 00:37:27,206 So she calls you Pop, hm? 551 00:37:27,207 --> 00:37:32,107 They all call me Pop. We're just one big happy family here. 552 00:37:32,108 --> 00:37:33,608 Who is that, Pop? 553 00:37:36,209 --> 00:37:40,100 You know, I think I will take the afternoon off. 554 00:37:40,101 --> 00:37:42,801 Come on, let's hurry while I can still get away. 555 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,202 Oh, boy! 556 00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:57,203 557 00:37:57,204 --> 00:38:03,300 558 00:38:03,301 --> 00:38:09,200 559 00:38:09,201 --> 00:38:15,001 560 00:38:15,002 --> 00:38:18,502 561 00:38:18,503 --> 00:38:21,000 562 00:38:21,001 --> 00:38:24,501 563 00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:27,402 564 00:38:27,403 --> 00:38:30,603 565 00:38:30,604 --> 00:38:33,504 566 00:38:33,505 --> 00:38:37,005 567 00:38:37,006 --> 00:38:39,706 568 00:38:39,707 --> 00:38:42,807 569 00:38:42,808 --> 00:38:46,000 570 00:38:46,001 --> 00:38:49,001 571 00:38:52,602 --> 00:38:55,302 572 00:38:55,303 --> 00:39:01,003 573 00:39:01,004 --> 00:39:04,604 574 00:39:07,705 --> 00:39:10,200 575 00:39:10,201 --> 00:39:13,200 576 00:39:13,201 --> 00:39:16,101 577 00:39:16,102 --> 00:39:19,302 578 00:39:19,303 --> 00:39:22,703 579 00:39:22,704 --> 00:39:28,804 580 00:39:28,805 --> 00:39:32,105 581 00:39:45,106 --> 00:39:55,006 582 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,907 I told you before there's no more boats coming ashore tonight. 583 00:40:02,908 --> 00:40:05,208 We ain't waiting for a boat, we're waiting for a signal. 584 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:14,209 Well, Polly, I wonder if we're doing the right thing. 585 00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:17,710 - Johnny thinks I'm a rich man. - Sure he does. 586 00:40:17,711 --> 00:40:19,311 He thinks he's rich and I'm poor. 587 00:40:19,312 --> 00:40:22,612 He wants to marry me anyway. Does that prove he loves me or doesn't it? 588 00:40:22,613 --> 00:40:25,813 - Yeah, I guess it does. - That's good enough for me, Pop. 589 00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:28,314 I hope it's good enough for the captain. 590 00:40:30,415 --> 00:40:33,355 Isn't this a bit sudden, Webster? We've only been aboard a few hours. 591 00:40:33,356 --> 00:40:36,956 Yes, sir, it is, sir. But Polly thought we ought to get married right away. 592 00:40:36,957 --> 00:40:39,067 Well, since your father is a man of some means... 593 00:40:39,068 --> 00:40:41,168 ...and the girl's not depending on you for support, 594 00:40:41,169 --> 00:40:43,169 I can have no objection to the marriage, but... 595 00:40:43,170 --> 00:40:45,970 - Oh, thank you, sir. - Just a moment, Webster. 596 00:40:45,971 --> 00:40:47,771 - I said "but". - I'm sorry. 597 00:40:47,772 --> 00:40:50,272 But since we are expecting sailing orders at any moment, 598 00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:53,173 there will be no shore leave granted for anybody. 599 00:40:54,174 --> 00:40:56,774 - No shore leaves? - I'm afraid not. 600 00:40:57,575 --> 00:40:59,999 But I only want to get married, sir. 601 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,900 I can't make any exceptions, it wouldn't be fair to the rest of the crew. 602 00:41:04,701 --> 00:41:07,401 Could I bring her onboard ship, sir? 603 00:41:07,402 --> 00:41:10,102 You know better than that, Webster. That'll be all. 604 00:41:10,503 --> 00:41:11,903 Yes, sir. 605 00:41:15,804 --> 00:41:17,204 Oh, sir. 606 00:41:17,205 --> 00:41:19,055 Would the captain permit the ship's crew to go ashore... 607 00:41:19,056 --> 00:41:22,256 ...if they all stayed in one place, like the canteen auditorium? 608 00:41:22,257 --> 00:41:24,200 - What do you mean? - Well, I just remembered. 609 00:41:24,201 --> 00:41:27,001 My father said he'd be glad to put on a big show for the crew. 610 00:41:27,002 --> 00:41:28,400 Show, what kind of a show? 611 00:41:28,401 --> 00:41:30,460 With a lot of Paramount movie stars in person. 612 00:41:30,461 --> 00:41:32,500 All I have to do is telephone him in the morning, sir. 613 00:41:32,501 --> 00:41:34,500 Hm, it might be a good thing for the morale. 614 00:41:34,501 --> 00:41:35,600 Excellent, sir. 615 00:41:35,601 --> 00:41:38,341 The crew's only had one day. Surely they'd appreciate a little entertainment. 616 00:41:38,342 --> 00:41:39,400 Oh, they sure would, sir. 617 00:41:39,401 --> 00:41:42,601 Very well, Webster, unless we get our sailing orders before then, 618 00:41:42,602 --> 00:41:46,102 I'll have all hands assembled in the canteen auditorium at six tomorrow evening. 619 00:41:46,103 --> 00:41:48,443 Oh, thank you, sir! Uh... 620 00:41:48,444 --> 00:41:50,444 And could I get married there too? 621 00:41:50,445 --> 00:41:52,245 You can even have your honeymoon there. 622 00:41:52,246 --> 00:41:53,646 Oh, thank... 623 00:41:53,947 --> 00:41:55,347 ...you, sir. 624 00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:59,348 You know, I'm quite a movie fan myself. 625 00:41:59,349 --> 00:42:01,149 - Really, sir? - Oh, yes. 626 00:42:01,150 --> 00:42:04,150 I wonder if Theda Bara will be there. 627 00:42:04,751 --> 00:42:07,051 - All set, give them the signal. - Oh, swell. 628 00:42:12,252 --> 00:42:14,900 Look! Yippee! 629 00:42:14,901 --> 00:42:18,301 - The captain said yes! - Oh, Pop! 630 00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:21,002 Oh, Pop, it's all set! 631 00:42:21,003 --> 00:42:24,003 - Hey, what's going on here anyway? - We're gonna be married! 632 00:42:25,604 --> 00:42:28,104 Ain't you ashamed? 633 00:42:34,905 --> 00:42:38,485 Hello? Paramount Studios? Mr. Webster's office, please. 634 00:42:38,486 --> 00:42:40,186 One moment, please. 635 00:42:40,187 --> 00:42:41,900 Here's your boyfriend. 636 00:42:43,701 --> 00:42:45,551 Mr. Webster's office. 637 00:42:45,552 --> 00:42:48,102 Oh, hello, Johnny. Where do you want me to meet you? 638 00:42:48,103 --> 00:42:50,403 Well, I'm not coming in, honey, you're coming out. 639 00:42:50,404 --> 00:42:54,100 Yeah. You and Dad, and Bob Hope, and Bing Crosby, 640 00:42:54,101 --> 00:42:56,700 Dick Powell, Fred MacMurray, Ray Milland 641 00:42:56,701 --> 00:42:58,601 What is this, a stag party? 642 00:42:58,602 --> 00:43:00,552 And Dorothy Lamour, and Paulette Goddard, 643 00:43:00,553 --> 00:43:02,703 Veronica Lake, Mary Martin, Betty Rhodes... 644 00:43:02,704 --> 00:43:04,904 ...and all the other girls you can find on the way. 645 00:43:04,905 --> 00:43:06,605 Well, there's a lot of us, you know. 646 00:43:07,306 --> 00:43:09,106 What are you talking about? 647 00:43:09,107 --> 00:43:11,107 Yes... yes... 648 00:43:11,108 --> 00:43:15,300 And the captain's going to have the whole crew assembled in the canteen auditorium. 649 00:43:17,201 --> 00:43:18,901 What do you mean? 650 00:43:19,302 --> 00:43:22,102 But Dad said he'd love to put on a show for the sailors. 651 00:43:22,103 --> 00:43:25,300 But this is awful short notice to get all those people together. 652 00:43:25,301 --> 00:43:27,400 Say, do you want to marry me, or don't you? 653 00:43:27,401 --> 00:43:29,801 Well, no show, no wedding. 654 00:43:29,802 --> 00:43:32,302 And besides, it's good for the morale. 655 00:43:33,303 --> 00:43:36,303 No, not the wedding, the show. 656 00:43:37,704 --> 00:43:39,800 Six o'clock sharp? 657 00:43:39,801 --> 00:43:42,501 Oh, of course I'm happy. 658 00:43:43,302 --> 00:43:46,302 No, your father isn't in the office right now, but... 659 00:43:46,303 --> 00:43:48,373 I'll tell him when he comes in. 660 00:43:48,374 --> 00:43:51,074 Goodbye, dear. 661 00:43:51,075 --> 00:43:52,475 Oh... 662 00:43:52,876 --> 00:43:55,600 What's the matter? Your boyfriend coming to the studio again? 663 00:43:55,601 --> 00:43:58,601 Worse. I got to take the studio to him. 664 00:44:00,402 --> 00:44:01,702 Pop! 665 00:44:02,203 --> 00:44:03,803 - What's the matter? - Plenty! 666 00:44:03,804 --> 00:44:07,004 - You gotta be DeSoto again. - Again? Oh, no, I won't! 667 00:44:07,005 --> 00:44:09,685 - Oh, yes you will! - But I can't, Polly, please. 668 00:44:09,686 --> 00:44:12,806 So you had to be a big shot and promise to put on a big show for rhe Navy, huh? 669 00:44:12,807 --> 00:44:16,107 - Well, I just said that to make... - You'll be DeSoto and like it. 670 00:44:16,108 --> 00:44:18,808 What... what are you going to do? 671 00:44:19,909 --> 00:44:20,809 Polly! 672 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,500 Hello, Mr. Hope's dressing room. Who is this? 673 00:44:24,501 --> 00:44:28,611 This is Mr. DeSoto's secretary. Mr. DeSoto would like to speak to you. 674 00:44:28,612 --> 00:44:30,212 Wait a minute! 675 00:44:30,213 --> 00:44:32,800 Mr. Hope isn't in right now, but I expect him back in a few minutes. 676 00:44:32,801 --> 00:44:35,400 I'll have him call Mr. DeSoto as soon as he gets in. 677 00:44:35,401 --> 00:44:36,701 Thank you! 678 00:44:37,202 --> 00:44:39,702 Polly, haven't we had trouble enough? 679 00:44:39,703 --> 00:44:41,900 Well, didn't you get yourself into it? 680 00:44:41,901 --> 00:44:45,001 Nine-thirty! DeSoto and his secretary never get in before ten o'clock. 681 00:44:45,002 --> 00:44:48,102 - Come on! - But I won't be DeSoto again... 682 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:50,870 Wait a minute, Polly. 683 00:44:50,871 --> 00:44:55,003 Why can't we tell Johnny that it's impossible to get a show on? 684 00:44:55,004 --> 00:44:57,804 What, and spoil my marriage? I should say not! 685 00:44:58,605 --> 00:45:00,605 That must be Mr. Hope now. 686 00:45:03,406 --> 00:45:06,706 Hello? This is Mr. DeSoto's office. 687 00:45:06,707 --> 00:45:09,407 Oh, just a moment, I'll put him on. 688 00:45:09,408 --> 00:45:11,608 Now don't forget, pretend you've got a bad cold. 689 00:45:13,909 --> 00:45:17,109 - Hello? - Here's DeSoto. 690 00:45:17,110 --> 00:45:20,300 He's got a frog in his throat. His voice is a little jumpy. 691 00:45:21,211 --> 00:45:23,600 - I just made that up. - Undo it. 692 00:45:23,601 --> 00:45:25,201 Hello, B.G.? 693 00:45:25,202 --> 00:45:27,900 Say, you have got a bad throat, haven't you? 694 00:45:28,803 --> 00:45:30,803 I have just the thing for it. 695 00:45:30,804 --> 00:45:34,704 I'll tell you what I called you up about, Bob. 696 00:45:34,705 --> 00:45:38,565 I'm putting on a show for the sailors tonight and... 697 00:45:38,566 --> 00:45:41,256 I wanted to get you to help me out. 698 00:45:41,257 --> 00:45:42,700 Well, I can't make it tonight. 699 00:45:42,701 --> 00:45:45,700 No, not tonight, Veronica Lake's gonna show me her other eye tonight. 700 00:45:45,801 --> 00:45:47,601 She has got another eye, hasn't... 701 00:45:49,502 --> 00:45:50,980 Oh, hello, B.G. 702 00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:52,781 Good morning, Bob, I'd like to talk to you a minute. 703 00:45:52,782 --> 00:45:54,182 Okay, B.G. 704 00:45:54,183 --> 00:45:55,783 Now look, B... 705 00:45:56,584 --> 00:45:57,984 Wait a minute, what... 706 00:45:57,985 --> 00:46:00,685 Say, isn't the telephone a marvelous invention? 707 00:46:00,686 --> 00:46:03,886 Here you are walking through the door and I'm talking on the phone at the same time. 708 00:46:03,887 --> 00:46:05,999 Must be a party line... 709 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,300 You haven't got a twin brother, have you? 710 00:46:08,301 --> 00:46:11,001 What, again? Now look, Bob, were you responsible for that gag? 711 00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:14,502 What gag? All I know is I'm talking to someone in your office who says he's you. 712 00:46:14,503 --> 00:46:15,703 What? 713 00:46:15,704 --> 00:46:18,404 Look, Bob, you keep talking to him till I get over there. 714 00:46:18,405 --> 00:46:21,205 Enemies! Nothing but enemies! 715 00:46:21,206 --> 00:46:23,606 His best friend should tell him... 716 00:46:23,607 --> 00:46:24,999 ...if he has one. 717 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:29,900 Look, B.G. Look, I'll try and break that appointment tonight. 718 00:46:29,901 --> 00:46:32,400 No, I'll be glad to. Yeah. 719 00:46:32,452 --> 00:46:35,202 Say, did I ever tell you about the time my partner and I played Topeka? 720 00:46:35,203 --> 00:46:38,403 Well, we had a very refined act, we both got inside of a horse... 721 00:46:38,704 --> 00:46:40,504 Well, I can't tell you what part of the horse I played... 722 00:46:40,505 --> 00:46:43,205 ...except that wherever my partner walked I was a little behind. 723 00:46:43,206 --> 00:46:44,706 Yeah. 724 00:46:46,307 --> 00:46:47,700 That's very funny. 725 00:46:47,701 --> 00:46:50,000 Hurry up, Pop, we've got a lot of other calls to make. 726 00:46:50,001 --> 00:46:51,801 He's telling me about Topeka. 727 00:46:52,902 --> 00:46:54,400 Yeah! 728 00:46:58,001 --> 00:46:59,351 You? 729 00:46:59,352 --> 00:47:01,352 Okay. So we quit. 730 00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:06,153 - Save you the trouble of firing us. - Oh, it's no trouble at all. 731 00:47:06,154 --> 00:47:10,000 - I'm sorry if we've caused you any bother. - I want to know who put you up to this. 732 00:47:10,001 --> 00:47:12,100 - Nobody. - You're lying. It's a conspiracy. 733 00:47:12,101 --> 00:47:15,871 - You're protecting someone higher up. - No, I'm not, am I, Polly? 734 00:47:15,872 --> 00:47:17,872 - Get out! - Alright. 735 00:47:17,873 --> 00:47:19,973 - Oh, here. - No! 736 00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:25,004 I didn't shoot him. 737 00:47:25,005 --> 00:47:28,705 You tell him that I returned the company's crystal. 738 00:47:29,206 --> 00:47:30,806 Come on, Pop. 739 00:47:37,007 --> 00:47:41,107 Poor Johnny, he'll be the laughing stock of the whole ship. 740 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,508 Not only that, they'll probably throw him in jail. 741 00:47:43,509 --> 00:47:45,009 They shouldn't do that. 742 00:47:45,010 --> 00:47:49,250 It's not his fault that he's got an old fool for a father. 743 00:47:49,251 --> 00:47:51,651 Oh, Pop, you're not an old fool. 744 00:47:51,652 --> 00:47:55,502 - I've certainly been acting like one. - Oh, Pop. 745 00:47:55,553 --> 00:47:59,993 Well, you send Johnny a telegram telling him that the show is off... 746 00:47:59,994 --> 00:48:02,194 ...and I'll go down and explain. 747 00:48:02,195 --> 00:48:03,805 I'd like to go with you. 748 00:48:03,806 --> 00:48:07,706 No, Polly, if you don't mind, I want to be alone with him. 749 00:48:07,707 --> 00:48:11,107 Alright. Will you tell him that I love him? 750 00:48:11,108 --> 00:48:14,908 - I will. Goodbye, Polly. - Goodbye, Pop. 751 00:48:27,009 --> 00:48:29,009 - Hello, Mr. Crosby. - Hi, Casey. 752 00:48:29,010 --> 00:48:31,340 - How's Mr. Crosby Junior? - I'm fine, thanks. 753 00:48:31,341 --> 00:48:33,241 I suppose you've come watch your daddy make pictures. 754 00:48:33,242 --> 00:48:35,842 No, Dorothy Lamour's working today. 755 00:48:36,543 --> 00:48:38,643 This is to hope too much, hm? 756 00:48:41,444 --> 00:48:42,644 How about getting in? 757 00:48:42,645 --> 00:48:44,505 You know I got orders to keep you out of here. 758 00:48:44,506 --> 00:48:46,480 But I only want to talk to Mr. Crosby for a minute. 759 00:48:46,481 --> 00:48:47,600 Can't be done. 760 00:48:47,601 --> 00:48:49,901 Oh, it's important, Casey, I've gotta do it. 761 00:48:49,902 --> 00:48:52,102 I'm not asking for myself, it's for Pop. 762 00:48:52,103 --> 00:48:55,803 Nothing doing. I'd like to help old Bronco, but I don't want to lose my job. 763 00:48:55,804 --> 00:48:57,804 I'm sorry, Polly. 764 00:49:20,905 --> 00:49:22,705 Trying to impress the studio? 765 00:49:22,706 --> 00:49:25,906 Oh, no, I'm just trying to get over the wall. 766 00:49:26,207 --> 00:49:28,999 - You want a lift? - Yeah, will you help me? 767 00:49:33,108 --> 00:49:34,608 Let go of me. 768 00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:37,009 Don't you want to help the lady? 769 00:49:38,010 --> 00:49:39,510 Let go of me. 770 00:49:40,111 --> 00:49:41,711 Let go. 771 00:49:44,212 --> 00:49:46,400 Lady, please, get me out of this. 772 00:49:46,401 --> 00:49:47,999 Will you let go of him? 773 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:52,700 You let go of me! 774 00:49:53,201 --> 00:49:54,701 Let go of me! 775 00:49:54,702 --> 00:49:56,402 I gotta get over there. 776 00:49:57,303 --> 00:49:58,503 Thanks... 777 00:50:06,204 --> 00:50:08,504 Why did I ever meet you two? 778 00:50:14,905 --> 00:50:17,705 Look, will you go away, I'll do it myself. 779 00:50:34,106 --> 00:50:35,506 Here you are, lady. 780 00:50:36,107 --> 00:50:38,000 What are you doing up there? 781 00:50:38,001 --> 00:50:39,901 - Get down here! - Look! 782 00:50:39,902 --> 00:50:43,202 Will you just forget you came down the corner and leave me alone? 783 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:48,903 Come here... 784 00:51:00,204 --> 00:51:01,704 Come here, lady. Get my foot out... 785 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:24,905 Go away and leave me alone. 786 00:51:29,406 --> 00:51:33,236 Look. I'm the one that's going over the wall, not you! 787 00:51:33,237 --> 00:51:35,037 That's right. Come here, you. 788 00:51:52,138 --> 00:51:54,138 - Lady, lady! - Oh... 789 00:51:55,939 --> 00:51:58,289 Look, you stand over here. 790 00:51:58,290 --> 00:51:59,950 You get out of here! 791 00:51:59,951 --> 00:52:02,351 Now brace yourself and don't move! 792 00:52:04,052 --> 00:52:05,552 - Ready? - Ready! 793 00:52:08,453 --> 00:52:10,653 - Put me down, please! - Put him down! 794 00:52:10,654 --> 00:52:12,554 Put me down, put me down! 795 00:52:13,855 --> 00:52:15,355 You get up here! 796 00:52:15,956 --> 00:52:18,700 Now get your face to that wall and stay there! 797 00:52:18,701 --> 00:52:20,501 And you get up there too! 798 00:52:22,702 --> 00:52:24,700 Here, put these over the wall. 799 00:52:25,701 --> 00:52:29,101 I'm getting over that wall if it's the last thing I ever do. 800 00:53:13,402 --> 00:53:15,452 This has gone far enough! 801 00:53:18,653 --> 00:53:21,253 Why did I ever get into this again? 802 00:53:22,054 --> 00:53:23,954 Will you let me get out... 803 00:53:26,655 --> 00:53:28,655 Let me out! Let go of me! 804 00:53:28,656 --> 00:53:30,756 Let go! Let go! 805 00:53:30,757 --> 00:53:34,257 Let go of me! Let go of me, you chimps! 806 00:53:34,258 --> 00:53:35,358 Let... 807 00:54:00,059 --> 00:54:02,870 Well, MacMurray. You should be proud of yourself, 808 00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:04,950 a fellow your size hitting a man when his back is turned. 809 00:54:04,951 --> 00:54:06,900 - Me? What are you talking about? - Never mind, never mind. 810 00:54:06,901 --> 00:54:08,981 Even if you didn't like the script, we could have talked it over. 811 00:54:08,982 --> 00:54:10,482 - You didn't have to slug me. - Now wait a minute... 812 00:54:10,483 --> 00:54:13,083 Now wait a minute! You'll see my lawyers. 813 00:54:13,084 --> 00:54:15,004 I'll sue you for every cent I paid you. 814 00:54:19,205 --> 00:54:22,150 But gee, Mr. Crosby, if the show doesn't go on tonight, 815 00:54:22,151 --> 00:54:24,701 it's just gonna break poor old Pop's heart. 816 00:54:24,702 --> 00:54:28,302 - Mine too. - Oh, you can get a lot of acts without me. 817 00:54:29,303 --> 00:54:32,703 - What about Bob Hope? - Oh, I can't get Bob Hope. 818 00:54:32,704 --> 00:54:36,104 But just between you and me, what's Hope without Crosby? 819 00:54:36,105 --> 00:54:38,205 Oh, you saw My Favorite Blonde, huh? 820 00:54:38,206 --> 00:54:40,200 - I put the boy over, didn't I? - Sure did. 821 00:54:40,201 --> 00:54:41,901 - All ready for you, Bing. - Coming. 822 00:54:41,902 --> 00:54:44,402 Gee, I'd like to help you out. Pop's a nice guy and all that. 823 00:54:44,403 --> 00:54:46,303 But I don't think I can get off the set that early. 824 00:54:46,304 --> 00:54:47,804 Why not? 825 00:54:48,905 --> 00:54:51,405 - Well, as you say, why not? - You mean you will? 826 00:54:51,406 --> 00:54:54,006 Sure, I'll get Mary Martin, Fred MacMurray, some of the others. 827 00:54:54,007 --> 00:54:56,000 Gee, thanks, Mr. Crosby! 828 00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:57,801 I'll see you tonight. 829 00:55:00,002 --> 00:55:02,302 - Did you get him? - Yeah, I got him! 830 00:55:02,303 --> 00:55:03,999 Oh, boy! 831 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,400 I still think you got the wrong Crosby! 832 00:55:12,001 --> 00:55:15,301 - Yes, Henry. - You have a son, haven't you, B.G.? 833 00:55:15,302 --> 00:55:20,002 Why, yes. Great boy. Chip off the old block. 834 00:55:20,003 --> 00:55:22,136 You're telling me. He and a gang of hoodlums 835 00:55:22,137 --> 00:55:24,374 practically attacked a bunch of out stockgirls yesterday. 836 00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:26,475 - He did what? - You heard me. 837 00:55:26,476 --> 00:55:28,976 Now keep him out of the studio. They held up production for three hours. 838 00:55:31,177 --> 00:55:34,277 I told my wife she was feeding him too many vitamins. 839 00:55:35,278 --> 00:55:38,298 You know, I'd like to get even with DeSoto for firing Pop on my account, 840 00:55:38,299 --> 00:55:40,869 but I don't get through shooting until six, Can't you get somebody else? 841 00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:42,750 - I got Bing Crosby. - Who? 842 00:55:42,751 --> 00:55:44,601 Bing, you know, Bing Crosby. 843 00:55:44,602 --> 00:55:48,202 Bing, Bing... Oh, you mean that cheese salesman around here. 844 00:55:48,203 --> 00:55:50,450 Oh, well, now all you need is a little air-conditioning and you're on your way. 845 00:55:50,451 --> 00:55:51,751 That's swell. 846 00:55:51,752 --> 00:55:55,352 But just between you and me, what good is Crosby without Hope? 847 00:55:55,353 --> 00:55:58,593 True, true, true. Did you see that bit I let him do in My Favorite Blonde? 848 00:55:58,594 --> 00:56:02,394 I like to throw as much work as I can his way, you know, those kids eat like horses. 849 00:56:03,005 --> 00:56:04,995 - Fan mail! - Uh-oh, here it is. 850 00:56:04,996 --> 00:56:06,996 Oh, what a career. 851 00:56:07,597 --> 00:56:08,697 I... 852 00:56:10,398 --> 00:56:12,298 But... just... 853 00:56:13,299 --> 00:56:14,599 It's a relative, um... 854 00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:18,590 Gee, Mr. Hope, if you did that much for Bing, why won't you do the show for Pop? 855 00:56:18,591 --> 00:56:22,491 Oh, I'd really like to help Pop out, but you know, San Pedro, six o'clock... 856 00:56:22,492 --> 00:56:24,392 ...and no rubber, I don't think I can make it. 857 00:56:24,393 --> 00:56:27,053 - Why not, just go, walk out. - Can you do that? 858 00:56:27,064 --> 00:56:30,194 Sure, and tell them you're doing a benefit Mr. DeSoto cooked up. 859 00:56:30,195 --> 00:56:32,505 That would serve him right, the big bully. 860 00:56:32,506 --> 00:56:36,006 - Okay, I'll be there at six o'clock. - Oh, gee, thanks, Mr. Hope! 861 00:56:37,507 --> 00:56:39,307 I may be there at five! 862 00:56:43,008 --> 00:56:45,308 Quiet, Whirlaway, quiet! 863 00:56:49,009 --> 00:56:51,109 Oh, I see what you mean. 864 00:56:57,210 --> 00:56:59,210 Quiet, you dog. 865 00:56:59,951 --> 00:57:01,999 Take a note to Mitch Leisen. 866 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:08,000 Dear Mitch, I ran that test of Veronica Lake's new hairdo this morning. 867 00:57:08,001 --> 00:57:11,999 and I think covering both eyes may be overdoing it a bit. 868 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,900 Therefore, I suggest that, um... 869 00:57:16,801 --> 00:57:18,601 What's this? 870 00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:22,302 Bing, Paulette, Dorothy, Veronica. 871 00:57:22,303 --> 00:57:24,800 Dekker, Ladd, Overman? 872 00:57:24,801 --> 00:57:26,401 Where's that gang going? 873 00:57:29,002 --> 00:57:30,902 It's only four-thirty. 874 00:57:33,503 --> 00:57:36,103 Go ahead, Helen, I'll get the scenery and costume truck started. 875 00:57:36,104 --> 00:57:39,004 They can't be through this early. 876 00:57:39,705 --> 00:57:42,105 What's going on around here? 877 00:57:47,106 --> 00:57:48,200 Yes, Frank? 878 00:57:48,201 --> 00:57:53,001 What's the idea of sending those people to a scenery off the lot at 4:30, sir? 879 00:57:53,002 --> 00:57:55,800 We have a shooting schedule to maintain here. 880 00:57:55,801 --> 00:57:58,400 Now wait a minute, Frank, I didn't send anyone off the lot. 881 00:57:58,401 --> 00:57:59,951 Now don't try to pass the buck. 882 00:57:59,952 --> 00:58:03,002 They said they've gone to play some benefit you're responsible for. 883 00:58:03,003 --> 00:58:04,203 Benefit? 884 00:58:04,204 --> 00:58:06,104 I never heard of a benefit. 885 00:58:06,505 --> 00:58:08,805 Frank, I've got enemies on this lot and... 886 00:58:08,806 --> 00:58:11,406 Well, you're going to have a lot more if you don't do something about it. 887 00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:15,007 I just can't stand it. 888 00:58:15,008 --> 00:58:16,508 I can't stand it! 889 00:58:26,109 --> 00:58:29,009 Oh, Johnny... Johnny! 890 00:58:29,010 --> 00:58:31,110 - Oh, Dad! - How are you, Mr. Webster? 891 00:58:31,111 --> 00:58:33,911 You finally got here! But where are all the stars? 892 00:58:33,912 --> 00:58:35,112 Where are the girls? 893 00:58:35,113 --> 00:58:37,913 But, Johnny, didn't Polly send you a telegram? 894 00:58:37,914 --> 00:58:39,514 - Attention! - A telegram? No. 895 00:58:39,515 --> 00:58:40,815 As you were, men. 896 00:58:40,816 --> 00:58:42,586 - Everything ready, Webster? - Yes, sir. 897 00:58:42,587 --> 00:58:44,600 Captain Kingsley, this is my father, sir. 898 00:58:44,601 --> 00:58:48,800 - Oh, how do you do, sir? - I remember you, Bronco Billy Webster. 899 00:58:48,801 --> 00:58:50,901 So you're running the studio now, eh? 900 00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:53,702 Well, yes and no. 901 00:58:54,703 --> 00:58:59,903 Johnny, the time has come for me to make a confession to you. 902 00:58:59,904 --> 00:59:02,200 - Confession? - Yeah, you know, Polly... 903 00:59:02,201 --> 00:59:04,601 - Anything happen to Polly? - No, no... 904 00:59:04,602 --> 00:59:08,202 Come, come, Mr. Webster, you two can hash over your family problems later. 905 00:59:08,203 --> 00:59:11,273 I've got a lot of boys out here who are very anxious to meet you. 906 00:59:11,274 --> 00:59:13,774 But I think I ought to tell him now, Captain. 907 00:59:15,575 --> 00:59:17,575 There they are, Mr. Webster. 908 00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:27,476 Now wait a minute, Captain, I think you and I had better have a little talk first. 909 00:59:27,477 --> 00:59:29,877 You haven't got stage fright, have you? 910 00:59:29,878 --> 00:59:31,978 Go ahead, Dad, go on! 911 00:59:39,579 --> 00:59:42,600 Boys, I want you to meet the man who's responsible... 912 00:59:42,601 --> 00:59:45,201 ...for putting on the show that we're going to see here tonight. 913 00:59:45,202 --> 00:59:49,402 Seaman Johnny Webster's father. Bronco Billy Webster. 914 00:59:59,403 --> 01:00:04,203 Boys, this is the unhappiest moment of my life. 915 01:00:04,204 --> 01:00:08,904 I know you've all come here expecting to see a big show... 916 01:00:08,905 --> 01:00:11,305 ...with a lot of Paramount stars. 917 01:00:11,306 --> 01:00:16,206 Well, it's all a mistake, you're not going to see them. 918 01:00:22,107 --> 01:00:23,507 Please! 919 01:00:25,508 --> 01:00:28,008 Please let me explain! 920 01:00:30,309 --> 01:00:32,809 Please listen to me! 921 01:00:34,610 --> 01:00:37,810 Would you please listen to me? 922 01:00:37,811 --> 01:00:43,111 I'm awfully sorry that you're not going to see these stars. 923 01:00:43,112 --> 01:00:47,412 And I want you all to know that it's all my fault. 924 01:00:51,413 --> 01:00:54,313 Oh, I wish I was dead! 925 01:00:57,714 --> 01:01:00,214 Please... they won't listen to me. 926 01:01:00,215 --> 01:01:02,615 - I want... - How are you, Pop? 927 01:01:02,616 --> 01:01:05,316 - Well, here you are! - Hi, Pop! 928 01:01:05,317 --> 01:01:07,717 - This is wonderful! - Attaboy! 929 01:01:12,918 --> 01:01:15,900 I'm from Paramount Studios. Has a Mr. Freemont arrived yet? 930 01:01:15,901 --> 01:01:18,700 Not that I know of. The stage entrance is way around towards the back of the building. 931 01:01:18,701 --> 01:01:21,001 - Shall I send a man around with you? - No, thanks, I'll find it. 932 01:01:21,002 --> 01:01:22,702 You two wait here for Mr. Freemont. 933 01:01:22,703 --> 01:01:24,703 I'll get to the bottom of this. 934 01:01:29,904 --> 01:01:31,504 Who's running this show? 935 01:01:35,605 --> 01:01:37,005 Pop, look! 936 01:01:37,006 --> 01:01:39,406 - I don't know... - There must be somebody in charge. 937 01:01:39,407 --> 01:01:40,707 DeSoto! 938 01:01:42,908 --> 01:01:44,158 Who's he? 939 01:01:44,559 --> 01:01:48,359 Johnny, the time has come for me to make a confession to you. 940 01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,260 You said that before, Pop, what's it all about? 941 01:01:50,261 --> 01:01:53,200 - Well, I am not what... - Johnny, really, it's nothing! 942 01:01:53,201 --> 01:01:57,151 He's a bigger fish from Paramount and he just hates your dad because of his success. 943 01:01:57,152 --> 01:01:59,852 And he's probably come to stop the show. 944 01:01:59,853 --> 01:02:03,053 - Can they do that? - Oh, definitely. 945 01:02:03,054 --> 01:02:06,154 Here, take that stuff off and get back to the studio. Tell the others. 946 01:02:06,155 --> 01:02:07,755 Duck, Pop! 947 01:02:09,756 --> 01:02:11,306 Fellas. 948 01:02:27,207 --> 01:02:29,457 How do you do, fellas, this is Bob "Paramount" Hope... 949 01:02:29,458 --> 01:02:31,438 telling you sailors to use a certain toothpaste... 950 01:02:31,439 --> 01:02:33,839 ...and you'll always have the right kind of film in your teeth. 951 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,150 Well, we're having a great time here at the Naval Base tonight. 952 01:02:37,151 --> 01:02:39,051 An ensign has been showing us around. 953 01:02:39,052 --> 01:02:41,552 You know what an ensign is, that's a second lieutenant who can swim. 954 01:02:41,553 --> 01:02:44,003 And I want to tell you they gave me a great welcome. 955 01:02:44,004 --> 01:02:46,700 Ten tars met me at the gate. Ten tars. 956 01:02:46,701 --> 01:02:49,401 After they saw who it was, one of them ran back for the feathers. 957 01:02:49,402 --> 01:02:52,002 But I've never seen such a bunch of handsome sailors. 958 01:02:52,003 --> 01:02:54,903 You know they say a sailor has a sweetheart in every port? 959 01:02:54,904 --> 01:02:57,804 Well, shake hands with a man who's been living in a lighthouse. 960 01:02:58,605 --> 01:03:00,305 Well, let's get on with the show, hm? 961 01:03:00,306 --> 01:03:03,506 Now I want to introduce three young gals from the Paramount lot. 962 01:03:03,507 --> 01:03:06,907 You ought to know them pretty well because two of them have been in pictures with me. 963 01:03:07,608 --> 01:03:09,708 The other one has a smart agent. 964 01:03:19,709 --> 01:03:27,289 965 01:03:27,290 --> 01:03:31,590 966 01:03:31,591 --> 01:03:35,991 967 01:03:35,992 --> 01:03:40,662 968 01:03:40,663 --> 01:03:45,463 969 01:03:45,464 --> 01:03:53,900 970 01:03:57,101 --> 01:04:00,761 971 01:04:01,462 --> 01:04:05,162 972 01:04:05,963 --> 01:04:08,663 973 01:04:08,664 --> 01:04:12,164 974 01:04:12,165 --> 01:04:14,100 975 01:04:14,101 --> 01:04:16,501 976 01:04:20,202 --> 01:04:24,102 977 01:04:24,803 --> 01:04:29,503 978 01:04:30,404 --> 01:04:36,404 979 01:04:36,405 --> 01:04:38,255 980 01:04:38,256 --> 01:04:40,656 981 01:04:40,657 --> 01:04:45,357 982 01:04:45,358 --> 01:04:48,858 983 01:04:49,259 --> 01:04:57,559 984 01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:02,160 985 01:05:02,161 --> 01:05:06,601 986 01:05:06,602 --> 01:05:12,502 987 01:05:12,503 --> 01:05:16,703 988 01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:20,504 989 01:05:20,505 --> 01:05:25,205 990 01:05:25,206 --> 01:05:27,706 991 01:05:27,707 --> 01:05:30,807 992 01:05:30,808 --> 01:05:35,008 993 01:05:35,009 --> 01:05:38,999 994 01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:46,300 995 01:05:46,801 --> 01:05:50,501 996 01:05:50,802 --> 01:05:55,902 997 01:05:55,903 --> 01:05:58,500 998 01:05:58,501 --> 01:06:00,603 999 01:06:04,404 --> 01:06:08,204 1000 01:06:08,205 --> 01:06:12,305 1001 01:06:12,806 --> 01:06:18,706 1002 01:06:18,807 --> 01:06:20,807 1003 01:06:20,808 --> 01:06:22,908 1004 01:06:59,009 --> 01:07:03,009 1005 01:07:03,010 --> 01:07:07,210 1006 01:07:07,211 --> 01:07:13,111 1007 01:07:13,112 --> 01:07:15,612 1008 01:07:15,613 --> 01:07:17,913 1009 01:07:26,314 --> 01:07:28,744 And now we're going to some sketches on prioroties. 1010 01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:31,145 You know, right now we have a few shortages. 1011 01:07:31,146 --> 01:07:33,646 It's really serious, for instance, gasoline. 1012 01:07:33,647 --> 01:07:34,700 In some parts the country... 1013 01:07:34,701 --> 01:07:37,801 ...people are leaving the cars in the garages and taking the streetcars. 1014 01:07:38,102 --> 01:07:40,702 Of course the streetcars are now crowded to a point where it's fun. 1015 01:07:40,703 --> 01:07:44,600 And there's also the rubber shortage, it's very serious. 1016 01:07:44,601 --> 01:07:47,601 That is really serious, the rubber shortage. The other night at my hotel... 1017 01:07:47,602 --> 01:07:49,802 ...three guys broke into my room in the middle of the night, 1018 01:07:49,803 --> 01:07:52,803 jacked me up, and stole my hot-water bottle right out from under me. 1019 01:07:52,804 --> 01:07:54,774 I was aghast! 1020 01:07:54,805 --> 01:07:56,505 I hope you enjoy the sketches. 1021 01:08:03,106 --> 01:08:04,506 Baby! 1022 01:08:06,007 --> 01:08:11,007 - You again, Murgatroyd. - Oh, I brought you something, Genevieve. 1023 01:08:11,008 --> 01:08:15,008 Oh, go away, shorty, I'm bored with you and your little trinkets. 1024 01:08:15,009 --> 01:08:17,539 Trinkets? A 20-carat diamond ring? 1025 01:08:17,540 --> 01:08:20,100 A yacht, a car, a castle on the Hudson? 1026 01:08:20,101 --> 01:08:23,601 - You call those trinkets? - They mean nothing. 1027 01:08:24,102 --> 01:08:28,002 I want love, passion, fire! 1028 01:08:28,003 --> 01:08:31,103 I want something to bring out the woman in me. 1029 01:08:31,704 --> 01:08:34,204 You don't even bring out the gypsy in me. 1030 01:08:34,205 --> 01:08:38,405 Get out of here, you little pipsqueak, and don't you ever come back. 1031 01:08:38,406 --> 01:08:41,576 Well, that's all right, if that's the way you feel about it. 1032 01:08:41,577 --> 01:08:44,677 But I don't know what I'm going to do with this rubber girdle. 1033 01:08:45,478 --> 01:08:46,978 Rubber... 1034 01:08:47,079 --> 01:08:50,479 Murgatroyd, why didn't you say so? 1035 01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:59,080 See what I mean? That's a pretty tough situation with those gals. 1036 01:08:59,081 --> 01:09:01,481 Losing those girdles, you know, they go all out for defense. 1037 01:09:01,482 --> 01:09:04,382 Boy, I'm glad men don't wear girdles, that'd be tough. 1038 01:09:04,383 --> 01:09:05,600 Now, in this next number, 1039 01:09:05,601 --> 01:09:08,991 Alan Ladd does a very interesting little scene that I think you'll enjoy. 1040 01:09:08,992 --> 01:09:13,992 It's sort of a different... type... I'll be right back, just a second. 1041 01:09:25,493 --> 01:09:28,493 - Thought I'd find you here. - Honest I didn't squeal to the cops. 1042 01:09:28,494 --> 01:09:30,984 - Don't give me that. - Honest I didn't, boss, honest! 1043 01:09:30,985 --> 01:09:33,095 You're gonna die like the yellow rat you are. 1044 01:09:33,096 --> 01:09:34,796 No, boss, don't! 1045 01:09:56,297 --> 01:09:59,597 You guys have heard about a dream walking? Well, now you're gonna see one dance. 1046 01:09:59,598 --> 01:10:03,898 The number is Black Magic and is sung by Johnny Johnson and danced by guess who? 1047 01:10:03,899 --> 01:10:05,599 Vera Zorina. 1048 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:08,000 Ah, Vera Zorina. I worked with her. 1049 01:10:08,001 --> 01:10:11,001 I also worked with Madeleine Carroll, Paulette Goddard, Dorothy Lamour. 1050 01:10:11,002 --> 01:10:13,172 All of them. But I have the toughest luck. 1051 01:10:13,173 --> 01:10:15,473 You know, all day long I make love to girls like that... 1052 01:10:15,474 --> 01:10:17,774 then at night I go home and dream about indians. 1053 01:10:17,775 --> 01:10:20,075 What's the matter with me? 1054 01:10:20,076 --> 01:10:21,876 Well, Black Magic. 1055 01:10:34,977 --> 01:10:36,527 Do you think she means that? 1056 01:10:36,538 --> 01:10:38,678 Means what? 1057 01:10:38,679 --> 01:10:41,179 The Norse, Vera. 1058 01:10:41,180 --> 01:10:44,180 Will you let me get some sleep? 1059 01:10:44,181 --> 01:10:47,111 She surely must be crazy about me to say that. 1060 01:10:47,112 --> 01:10:49,112 To say what? 1061 01:10:50,013 --> 01:10:54,313 - Sincerely. - Why, you stupid... 1062 01:10:56,714 --> 01:11:03,914 1063 01:11:04,115 --> 01:11:11,215 1064 01:11:11,216 --> 01:11:18,006 1065 01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:25,307 1066 01:11:25,308 --> 01:11:32,308 1067 01:11:32,309 --> 01:11:41,709 1068 01:11:41,710 --> 01:11:45,899 1069 01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:49,600 1070 01:11:49,601 --> 01:11:55,501 1071 01:11:55,502 --> 01:12:02,002 1072 01:12:02,203 --> 01:12:10,103 1073 01:12:10,304 --> 01:12:16,804 1074 01:12:16,805 --> 01:12:24,605 1075 01:12:24,606 --> 01:12:31,726 1076 01:12:31,927 --> 01:12:38,999 1077 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:45,700 1078 01:12:45,701 --> 01:12:52,301 1079 01:12:52,302 --> 01:12:56,172 1080 01:12:56,173 --> 01:13:02,283 1081 01:13:02,284 --> 01:13:06,999 1082 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:11,700 1083 01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:25,551 You know, in these war times, 1084 01:14:25,552 --> 01:14:28,352 women are taking the place of men in almost every occupation. 1085 01:14:28,353 --> 01:14:31,753 For instance, last night I had a lot of trouble with a woman taxi driver. 1086 01:14:31,754 --> 01:14:33,554 She wanted me to sit in the back. 1087 01:14:33,555 --> 01:14:35,155 However, in this next scene, 1088 01:14:35,156 --> 01:14:38,656 we're going to show you how men are replacing women in the home... 1089 01:14:38,657 --> 01:14:41,657 ...in a little sketch entitled "If men played cards as women do". 1090 01:14:41,658 --> 01:14:44,500 We've got four of our manliest men to give you a rough idea. 1091 01:14:44,501 --> 01:14:47,601 Here we go. "If men played cards as women do". 1092 01:15:12,002 --> 01:15:14,352 - Hello, Joe. - Hello, John. 1093 01:15:14,353 --> 01:15:16,273 Thought I'd drop by early to see if I could help with the lunch. 1094 01:15:16,274 --> 01:15:18,274 Thanks, but everything's ready. 1095 01:15:19,775 --> 01:15:22,575 Say, isn't that a new hat you're wearing? 1096 01:15:22,576 --> 01:15:25,380 Why, no, don't you remember, I got this at Knox's in the spring. 1097 01:15:25,397 --> 01:15:26,577 Of course. 1098 01:15:26,578 --> 01:15:28,978 Then they started wearing the hat bands higher and I said to myself... 1099 01:15:28,979 --> 01:15:30,649 why should I go out and get a new hat... 1100 01:15:30,650 --> 01:15:33,060 when I can have a little man come in and put a new hat band on for me... 1101 01:15:33,061 --> 01:15:34,800 ...just as easily as not. 1102 01:15:34,801 --> 01:15:37,101 - Do you like it? - It's stunning! 1103 01:15:37,102 --> 01:15:40,300 - I wonder how it'd look on me. - Well, try it. 1104 01:15:49,101 --> 01:15:50,501 Yes... 1105 01:15:56,302 --> 01:15:58,702 No, John, it doesn't seem to do much for you. 1106 01:15:58,703 --> 01:15:59,853 No? 1107 01:15:59,854 --> 01:16:01,504 Oh, that must be Frank. Hold that, will you? 1108 01:16:01,505 --> 01:16:03,205 Mark phoned, said he'd be a little late. 1109 01:16:03,206 --> 01:16:06,406 Tell me, how are Frank and Ethel getting along, any better? 1110 01:16:06,407 --> 01:16:08,407 Just between you and me, not as good. 1111 01:16:08,408 --> 01:16:10,808 I'm not surprised, he's beginning to show his age. 1112 01:16:14,509 --> 01:16:16,909 - Hello, Frank. - Hello boys. 1113 01:16:16,910 --> 01:16:20,510 Hello, Frank, I never saw you look so young. 1114 01:16:20,511 --> 01:16:21,511 Oh, thanks. 1115 01:16:21,512 --> 01:16:24,512 I just have to sit down some place before I drop from sheer exhaustion. 1116 01:16:28,313 --> 01:16:30,213 My feet are killing me. 1117 01:16:31,214 --> 01:16:33,114 Been shopping all day. 1118 01:16:34,985 --> 01:16:37,115 Denham's Drugstore had the most wonderful sale. 1119 01:16:37,116 --> 01:16:39,516 I got a dozen sparklets for practically nothing. 1120 01:16:39,517 --> 01:16:41,517 Really, I must get down there. 1121 01:16:41,518 --> 01:16:45,608 Oh, darn! Look! That's the second pair this week. 1122 01:16:45,609 --> 01:16:46,669 Isn't that terrible? 1123 01:16:46,670 --> 01:16:49,900 You ought to try those new plastic socks, I hear they're absolutely marvelous. 1124 01:16:49,901 --> 01:16:52,601 I'll be glad when summer comes and I can go without socks. 1125 01:16:52,602 --> 01:16:55,002 Hello! Oh, everybody's here. 1126 01:16:55,003 --> 01:16:59,003 I'm sorry I'm late, I was breaking in a new secretary, you know what that means. 1127 01:16:59,004 --> 01:17:02,604 Oh, that's all right. Say, what have you done to your hair? 1128 01:17:02,605 --> 01:17:05,400 Huh? -Yeah, don't tell us you've had it cut again. 1129 01:17:05,401 --> 01:17:07,201 You're parting it higher, aren't you? 1130 01:17:07,202 --> 01:17:10,800 Well, I finally made up my mind, I just couldn't stand it the other way any longer. 1131 01:17:10,801 --> 01:17:12,351 - What do you think? - Oh, lovely. 1132 01:17:12,352 --> 01:17:13,852 - Hm? - Hm-hmm. 1133 01:17:14,453 --> 01:17:17,653 - What do you think, Frank? - Well, it, um... 1134 01:17:17,654 --> 01:17:19,054 It does make your face look thinner. 1135 01:17:19,055 --> 01:17:21,755 Down at the barbershop they tried to talk me into letting Paul cut it, 1136 01:17:21,756 --> 01:17:26,156 but I insisted on Sam. Paul's alright for shaves, but for haircuts, Sam's the best. 1137 01:17:26,157 --> 01:17:29,457 - Don't you think so, Frank? - Hm... Oh, new suit, isn't it? 1138 01:17:29,458 --> 01:17:31,156 - Yeah. - Very smart, where did you get it? 1139 01:17:31,157 --> 01:17:34,387 I got it made right in the office. Got a little tailor comes in four hours a day. 1140 01:17:34,388 --> 01:17:35,488 Oh, nice, nice... 1141 01:17:35,489 --> 01:17:37,189 A little snug around the hips, though, isn't it? 1142 01:17:37,190 --> 01:17:39,190 All the new clothes are like that! 1143 01:17:39,191 --> 01:17:40,600 Well, what shall we play, gin rummy? 1144 01:17:40,601 --> 01:17:42,601 Oh, no, let's just play something where we don't have to think, hm? 1145 01:17:42,602 --> 01:17:46,002 - Yeah, yeah, how about poker? - Fine, fine with me. 1146 01:17:46,003 --> 01:17:48,303 Oh, John, could I have a glass of water? 1147 01:17:48,304 --> 01:17:49,604 Why, sure. 1148 01:17:49,605 --> 01:17:52,305 Can you imagine that maid not setting out the water. 1149 01:17:52,306 --> 01:17:53,986 Oh, I'll get it if you tell me where it is. 1150 01:17:53,987 --> 01:17:56,687 That's all right, you just have to watch over them every minute. 1151 01:18:00,698 --> 01:18:04,388 I wanted to get that water myself, I'm just dying to see his kitchen. 1152 01:18:04,389 --> 01:18:07,009 If it's anything like his bathroom, it's a mess. 1153 01:18:07,010 --> 01:18:09,110 Don't you think John's looking perfectly awful lately? 1154 01:18:09,111 --> 01:18:13,341 Oh, that wife of his, she's so active. She'd wear anyone down to a nub. 1155 01:18:14,002 --> 01:18:16,400 - He's still seeing that Fleming woman. - No! 1156 01:18:16,401 --> 01:18:18,801 Yes, she's in his office nearly every day. 1157 01:18:18,802 --> 01:18:20,602 - I can't believe it. - Who told you? 1158 01:18:20,603 --> 01:18:22,303 Well, my office is in the same building, 1159 01:18:22,304 --> 01:18:24,104 I got it straight from the window washer. 1160 01:18:26,705 --> 01:18:29,300 - Here you are, Joe. - Thanks, John. 1161 01:18:30,601 --> 01:18:32,601 - Is it cold enough? - Yes. 1162 01:18:32,602 --> 01:18:34,600 Of course I always put a little ice in it myself. 1163 01:18:35,401 --> 01:18:37,801 Now, are the red chips worth more than the blue chips? 1164 01:18:37,802 --> 01:18:40,132 I don't know. Let's make them all worth the same thing. 1165 01:18:40,133 --> 01:18:43,703 - Alright, a quarter of a cent apiece. - But let's just pretend they're dollars. 1166 01:18:43,754 --> 01:18:45,999 - Yeah, that makes it more exciting. - Yeah. 1167 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,400 Hm, pinochle deck, do you play poker with this? 1168 01:18:48,415 --> 01:18:52,105 Of course, we all use pinochle cards, we get better hands that way. 1169 01:18:52,106 --> 01:18:53,500 Oh! 1170 01:18:53,501 --> 01:18:55,701 Well how many cards do I deal? 1171 01:18:55,702 --> 01:18:58,802 - Five, I think. - Well, sometimes seven. 1172 01:18:58,803 --> 01:19:00,900 Well, there's a nine card game, too. 1173 01:19:00,901 --> 01:19:02,801 Yeah, but they call that game baseball, don't they? 1174 01:19:02,802 --> 01:19:05,002 Oh, I think we'd better start out with five, hm? 1175 01:19:05,003 --> 01:19:07,203 Sure, we can play baseball later. 1176 01:19:09,204 --> 01:19:12,904 One, two, three, four, five... 1177 01:19:18,205 --> 01:19:20,705 One, two, three, four, five... 1178 01:19:26,106 --> 01:19:29,206 Did you hear Hal Wilson's going to have another baby? 1179 01:19:29,207 --> 01:19:30,207 Another one? 1180 01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:31,988 Oh, I never thought he'd go through that again... 1181 01:19:31,989 --> 01:19:34,000 ...after the way he suffered with the last one. 1182 01:19:34,001 --> 01:19:37,201 - He was in pretty bad shape. - Women think they have trouble. 1183 01:19:39,102 --> 01:19:42,102 Oh, Mark, which are highest, aces or kings? 1184 01:19:42,103 --> 01:19:44,463 I think it depends on whether they're wild or not. 1185 01:19:44,464 --> 01:19:46,964 - Oh. - John, are these funny little things clubs? 1186 01:19:46,965 --> 01:19:49,900 No, those are spades. These are clubs. 1187 01:19:49,901 --> 01:19:52,466 Oh, the ones that look like a clover, I keep forgetting, thanks. 1188 01:19:52,467 --> 01:19:54,867 Well, I'm gonna bet four dollars. 1189 01:19:54,868 --> 01:19:57,008 - Don't forget they're a quarter of a cent. - I'm not. 1190 01:19:57,009 --> 01:19:59,309 I put in four. I watch you. 1191 01:19:59,810 --> 01:20:02,710 - Put in something. - Oh, I put in two. 1192 01:20:02,711 --> 01:20:04,211 Oh, I don't like mine. 1193 01:20:04,212 --> 01:20:07,202 Hey, why don't you boys take off your hats? Make yourselves comfortable. 1194 01:20:07,203 --> 01:20:08,403 Oh, thanks. 1195 01:20:10,404 --> 01:20:13,104 Do you mind if I take off my belt, it's choking me to death. 1196 01:20:13,105 --> 01:20:14,605 Oh, go right ahead. 1197 01:20:16,006 --> 01:20:18,306 Getting a little ballsy there, aren't you, Mark? 1198 01:20:18,307 --> 01:20:23,107 Hm? Oh, yeah, every time my wife peels a potato, I gain five pounds. 1199 01:20:23,108 --> 01:20:26,108 Mark's just like me. I take it off here and put it on here. 1200 01:20:28,009 --> 01:20:29,209 Ahhh! 1201 01:20:30,310 --> 01:20:32,010 A mouse! 1202 01:20:32,011 --> 01:20:35,441 Somebody get a broom! 1203 01:20:41,242 --> 01:20:42,142 Shhh! 1204 01:20:42,143 --> 01:20:43,843 - I'm from Par... - Shhh! 1205 01:20:43,844 --> 01:20:45,204 ...amount studio. 1206 01:20:45,205 --> 01:20:47,505 - I tell you this show can't go on! - Shh. 1207 01:20:48,306 --> 01:20:51,606 I'm here to stop this show... 1208 01:20:54,107 --> 01:20:55,507 Shhh. 1209 01:20:59,008 --> 01:21:01,708 Say, fellows, I don't know whether the next number's gonna be on time. 1210 01:21:01,709 --> 01:21:03,909 I just saw Rochester backstage. 1211 01:21:03,910 --> 01:21:07,410 He wears a zoot suit in the number and they still have to cut the armholes in his pants. 1212 01:21:07,411 --> 01:21:09,011 I hope he makes it. 1213 01:21:19,712 --> 01:21:22,712 - Woodrow, we will pause here. - Yes, sir. 1214 01:21:23,213 --> 01:21:26,700 1215 01:21:26,701 --> 01:21:31,601 1216 01:21:31,602 --> 01:21:34,702 1217 01:21:51,903 --> 01:21:54,203 1218 01:21:54,604 --> 01:21:59,604 1219 01:22:00,305 --> 01:22:03,005 1220 01:22:05,506 --> 01:22:09,606 1221 01:22:09,607 --> 01:22:12,607 1222 01:22:12,608 --> 01:22:15,408 1223 01:22:16,009 --> 01:22:21,000 1224 01:22:21,001 --> 01:22:23,800 1225 01:22:23,801 --> 01:22:27,001 1226 01:22:28,202 --> 01:22:33,502 1227 01:22:33,803 --> 01:22:36,703 1228 01:22:36,704 --> 01:22:39,704 1229 01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:44,005 1230 01:22:44,006 --> 01:22:48,706 1231 01:22:50,007 --> 01:22:51,907 1232 01:23:48,908 --> 01:23:51,508 1233 01:24:01,409 --> 01:24:03,909 1234 01:24:47,710 --> 01:24:49,000 1235 01:25:11,201 --> 01:25:15,401 1236 01:25:15,402 --> 01:25:19,902 1237 01:25:20,403 --> 01:25:22,703 1238 01:25:23,004 --> 01:25:25,404 1239 01:25:35,905 --> 01:25:39,305 Isn't that a wonderful number? Gee, I envy that Jack Benny. 1240 01:25:39,306 --> 01:25:41,406 He gets all of Rochester's old clothes. 1241 01:25:42,607 --> 01:25:44,507 Get that, Collona's. 1242 01:25:45,708 --> 01:25:49,808 Oh, Polly... look who's here now. 1243 01:25:51,409 --> 01:25:53,009 Freemont! 1244 01:25:53,010 --> 01:25:56,610 Good grief, we can't clunk him. 1245 01:25:57,211 --> 01:25:58,511 Can we? 1246 01:25:59,212 --> 01:26:00,700 No. 1247 01:26:00,701 --> 01:26:03,201 - You wait here, Pop. - What's going on? 1248 01:26:05,502 --> 01:26:08,102 Hope's. Had a new seat put in. 1249 01:26:08,103 --> 01:26:11,503 You know, Hope, Robert Hope, the straight man on my radio show? 1250 01:26:11,504 --> 01:26:14,704 In this new scene, he plays a new and difficult role. 1251 01:26:14,995 --> 01:26:16,505 Comedian. 1252 01:26:16,506 --> 01:26:20,566 It's a very touching little drama entitled, "Wife, Husband, and Wolf". 1253 01:26:20,567 --> 01:26:22,567 I guess you know who plays the wolf. 1254 01:26:22,568 --> 01:26:25,300 Sounds repulsive, doesn't it? And it is. 1255 01:26:25,301 --> 01:26:28,901 But don't walk out. Immediately following, Bing Crosby's going to sing. 1256 01:26:28,902 --> 01:26:31,002 Which reminds me, I have a request. 1257 01:26:31,003 --> 01:26:32,603 My agent asked me to sing. 1258 01:26:32,804 --> 01:26:34,204 And why not? 1259 01:26:42,505 --> 01:26:44,105 Air raid! 1260 01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,506 Air raid alert! 1261 01:26:47,707 --> 01:26:49,100 Air raid alert! 1262 01:26:50,601 --> 01:26:52,100 Air raid alert! 1263 01:26:52,108 --> 01:26:55,208 1264 01:27:01,709 --> 01:27:04,209 1265 01:27:06,310 --> 01:27:09,000 Hello? Oh, Madeleine. 1266 01:27:09,001 --> 01:27:12,400 Oh... Oh, no, I can't, Madeleine, not tonight. 1267 01:27:12,401 --> 01:27:15,401 No, not tonight, I'm sorry, Hedy asked me first. 1268 01:27:16,302 --> 01:27:19,702 Tomorrow night? Oh, no, that's Ann Sheridan's night, you know. 1269 01:27:19,903 --> 01:27:24,503 That's fate. Yes... Better luck next time Madeleine, just... 1270 01:27:27,004 --> 01:27:28,904 Well, I can dream, can't I? 1271 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,105 - Alert! Alert! - Huh? 1272 01:27:33,106 --> 01:27:35,700 I'm sorry, Mr. Hope, there's gonna be an air raid at any moment... 1273 01:27:35,701 --> 01:27:37,501 and as air raid warden, I... 1274 01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:39,172 My what a lovely fleet. 1275 01:27:39,173 --> 01:27:42,700 Oh, yes, I've got the whole works, cruisers, destroyers, aircraft carriers, 1276 01:27:42,701 --> 01:27:44,601 mine sweepers... Oh, oh... 1277 01:27:45,402 --> 01:27:47,002 Submarine even. 1278 01:27:47,403 --> 01:27:48,903 It got me too, I... 1279 01:27:50,004 --> 01:27:51,804 My goodness, that's it! 1280 01:27:51,805 --> 01:27:53,900 Air raid! Air raid! Come, hurry! 1281 01:27:53,901 --> 01:27:57,300 Well, I can't go like this, I've gotta slip on a few more suds or something, anyway, I.. 1282 01:27:57,352 --> 01:28:00,700 Here you are, slip in these, hurry! - Okay. 1283 01:28:01,001 --> 01:28:03,101 - Oh! - Well, you never know who's gonna drop in. 1284 01:28:03,102 --> 01:28:05,202 I borrowed these from Crosby. 1285 01:28:09,003 --> 01:28:11,003 Hurry, Mr. Hope. 1286 01:28:11,704 --> 01:28:14,004 Please, there's no time to lose. 1287 01:28:14,005 --> 01:28:17,205 It's a little drafty, I might catch my... Well, it's getting warmer, how do you do? 1288 01:28:20,006 --> 01:28:21,506 Hey, that's my racket! 1289 01:28:21,507 --> 01:28:23,787 - Please, Mr. Hope, this way. - What about the girls? 1290 01:28:23,788 --> 01:28:26,088 - Oh, follow the girls. - Do you think we've got time? 1291 01:28:26,089 --> 01:28:28,800 Listen, we've got to be in the shelter before the lights go out. 1292 01:28:28,801 --> 01:28:31,001 Yeah... a-a-atchoo! 1293 01:28:32,002 --> 01:28:34,602 Goodness, now you'de better get back in your tub before you get pneumonia. 1294 01:28:34,603 --> 01:28:37,100 What do you mean before? I can't see a thing here, where are we? 1295 01:28:37,101 --> 01:28:41,001 Here, here, follow me because I can find my way in the dark perfectly. 1296 01:28:41,002 --> 01:28:42,652 - Oh, you can, huh? - Oh, yes. 1297 01:28:42,653 --> 01:28:44,753 The way I get around in the dark, people call me a panther. 1298 01:28:44,754 --> 01:28:47,004 The way I get around in the dark people call me a wolf. Where are you? 1299 01:28:47,005 --> 01:28:49,400 - Here we are, 626. - Are you certain? 1300 01:28:49,401 --> 01:28:51,900 - Thank you very much, panther. - You're welcome, wolf. 1301 01:28:51,901 --> 01:28:52,999 Okay, uh-huh. 1302 01:29:03,300 --> 01:29:05,200 I must have left the water out. 1303 01:29:05,561 --> 01:29:07,400 Don't kid me, Gladys. 1304 01:29:07,401 --> 01:29:11,101 I know you got a man up here and if I find the rat, I'll blow his brains out. 1305 01:29:11,102 --> 01:29:12,582 Oh, those noisy neighbors. 1306 01:29:12,583 --> 01:29:14,390 You know there's no one here, you big loon. 1307 01:29:14,391 --> 01:29:18,791 - You've looked all over the apartment. - I haven't looked in the bathroom. 1308 01:29:18,792 --> 01:29:21,792 You know perfectly well there's no one in the bathroom. 1309 01:29:21,793 --> 01:29:25,393 I don't like the way you say that. That's just the place I'm gonna look. 1310 01:29:25,394 --> 01:29:27,094 Well, go ahead, look then. 1311 01:29:31,695 --> 01:29:34,095 Hm, guess I was wrong. 1312 01:29:34,096 --> 01:29:37,296 Look, Herman, you're all excited. It's all in your mind. 1313 01:29:37,297 --> 01:29:39,700 Why don't you take a nice cool bath? 1314 01:29:40,001 --> 01:29:42,801 Well... okay. 1315 01:29:42,802 --> 01:29:45,402 Maybe we can still catch that Bob Hope picture. 1316 01:29:45,403 --> 01:29:47,603 Well, you'll have to hurry. Show starts at 9 o'clock. 1317 01:29:48,004 --> 01:29:49,404 Nine o'clock? 1318 01:29:49,405 --> 01:29:51,605 I haven't got time to take a bath. 1319 01:29:51,606 --> 01:29:54,306 I'll take a shower. 1320 01:32:12,807 --> 01:32:14,507 Could I interest you in a Fuller brush? 1321 01:32:14,508 --> 01:32:15,908 No, huh? 1322 01:32:16,909 --> 01:32:18,500 Come on there, you rat! 1323 01:32:18,501 --> 01:32:21,210 Stop, you're making a terrible mistake. 1324 01:32:21,211 --> 01:32:23,751 - This man is innocent. - You keep your nose out of this. 1325 01:32:23,752 --> 01:32:25,852 I saw it. He got in here by mistake. 1326 01:32:25,853 --> 01:32:27,033 That's Bob Hope. 1327 01:32:27,034 --> 01:32:29,234 Don't you understand, Herman? Bob Hope! 1328 01:32:29,235 --> 01:32:30,435 - Hope? - Yes. 1329 01:32:30,436 --> 01:32:33,126 Hope? Oh, Mr. Hope, I didn't recognize you. 1330 01:32:33,127 --> 01:32:34,470 Can you ever forgive me? 1331 01:32:34,471 --> 01:32:37,671 It is not for me to forgive you, but this little flower you have wronged. 1332 01:32:37,672 --> 01:32:39,872 - She is innocent. - I didn't realize. 1333 01:32:39,873 --> 01:32:41,900 Of course you didn't realize. 1334 01:32:41,951 --> 01:32:44,221 You didn't realize because you don't know women. 1335 01:32:44,222 --> 01:32:46,622 But if there's one thing Bob knows, it's women. 1336 01:32:47,223 --> 01:32:51,223 Goodbye, and remember that little wife of yours is as honest as the day is long. 1337 01:32:52,324 --> 01:32:54,424 Short day, wasn't it? 1338 01:33:00,525 --> 01:33:03,200 This young lady has told me the whole story. 1339 01:33:03,201 --> 01:33:06,601 Be in my office tomorrow morning. I've got new jobs for both of you. 1340 01:33:07,302 --> 01:33:10,102 The chaplain just arrived ready and willing, when do we get married? 1341 01:33:10,103 --> 01:33:11,903 Why, after this Bing Crosby number. 1342 01:33:11,904 --> 01:33:13,504 If nothing else happens. 1343 01:33:25,005 --> 01:33:29,305 1344 01:33:29,306 --> 01:33:33,606 1345 01:33:33,607 --> 01:33:37,907 1346 01:33:37,908 --> 01:33:41,508 1347 01:33:41,809 --> 01:33:45,309 1348 01:33:45,310 --> 01:33:55,210 1349 01:33:58,111 --> 01:34:02,341 1350 01:34:02,342 --> 01:34:05,642 1351 01:34:06,143 --> 01:34:11,543 1352 01:34:11,544 --> 01:34:19,444 1353 01:34:19,645 --> 01:34:24,645 1354 01:34:26,146 --> 01:34:29,999 1355 01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:33,100 1356 01:34:33,101 --> 01:34:38,801 1357 01:34:38,802 --> 01:34:47,452 1358 01:34:48,253 --> 01:34:57,453 1359 01:35:00,054 --> 01:35:06,554 1360 01:35:06,555 --> 01:35:10,355 I pledge allegiance to the flag. 1361 01:35:10,356 --> 01:35:13,156 To the republic for which it stands. 1362 01:35:14,057 --> 01:35:16,357 We used to say that when we were kids. 1363 01:35:16,358 --> 01:35:19,100 That and a lot of other things we didn't understand. 1364 01:35:19,701 --> 01:35:23,701 We didn't know what they meant then. None of this crowd do. 1365 01:35:23,702 --> 01:35:26,502 Yeah, what do they mean now, buddy? 1366 01:35:26,503 --> 01:35:29,503 What do they mean now? Oh, everybody knows that, mister. 1367 01:35:29,504 --> 01:35:32,204 Here's a man from New Hampshire, let's ask him. 1368 01:35:32,205 --> 01:35:34,005 No need to ask me, son. 1369 01:35:34,006 --> 01:35:37,500 It means getting up early in the cold, lighting lanterns, milking. 1370 01:35:37,501 --> 01:35:39,900 Cutting notches in maple trees for syrup. 1371 01:35:39,901 --> 01:35:42,901 Going to school and reading about Washington and the Red Coats. 1372 01:35:42,902 --> 01:35:45,302 Following rabbit tracks in the snow. 1373 01:35:45,303 --> 01:35:48,003 An attic room where the wind comes whistling through. 1374 01:35:48,004 --> 01:35:50,604 It means that, son, and a lot more. 1375 01:35:51,305 --> 01:35:54,505 Go on, you can't fool me with that flag-waving. 1376 01:35:54,506 --> 01:35:57,700 How about that, Georgia boy, the man says I'm flag-waving. 1377 01:35:57,701 --> 01:35:59,970 - Does that mean anything to you? - Sure does, big boy. 1378 01:35:59,971 --> 01:36:02,001 Specially them thirteen stripes. 1379 01:36:02,002 --> 01:36:04,802 One of them stands for Georgia, and like the man says, 1380 01:36:04,803 --> 01:36:06,403 - A lot more. - Such as? 1381 01:36:06,404 --> 01:36:10,404 Such as red-clay hills. Folks say Confederate blood stained them. 1382 01:36:10,405 --> 01:36:13,570 And marsh grass, big old trees with moss on them. 1383 01:36:13,571 --> 01:36:15,501 Watermelons in the hot sun. 1384 01:36:15,502 --> 01:36:17,602 Spiritual singing in the evening. 1385 01:36:17,603 --> 01:36:24,003 1386 01:36:24,004 --> 01:36:30,200 1387 01:36:30,201 --> 01:36:31,201 That's it. 1388 01:36:38,102 --> 01:36:40,000 That's right, that's it too. 1389 01:36:40,001 --> 01:36:42,490 Oglethorpe, and Bobby Jones, and Ty Garbin. 1390 01:36:42,491 --> 01:36:44,981 Come in and stay awhile, we're delighted to have you. 1391 01:36:44,982 --> 01:36:48,002 Anybody can dramatize things. 1392 01:36:48,903 --> 01:36:51,603 - Anybody wanna talk to this fella? - Yeah. 1393 01:36:52,804 --> 01:36:54,804 Ever been to Brooklyn, Mac? 1394 01:36:54,805 --> 01:36:57,445 Ever see steam coming up out of the sidewalk? 1395 01:36:57,446 --> 01:37:00,046 Or get packed like a herring in a Flatbush Express? 1396 01:37:00,047 --> 01:37:03,780 Or go to Coney on a Sunday, or throw a pop bottle at an umpire? 1397 01:37:03,781 --> 01:37:06,281 Ah, get out of there, you bum! 1398 01:37:06,282 --> 01:37:08,700 Did you ever see the Empire State Building? 1399 01:37:08,701 --> 01:37:11,001 It's higher than some towns are wide. 1400 01:37:11,002 --> 01:37:15,202 Do you know any other country where a Brooklyn girl can get to be a movie star? 1401 01:37:15,203 --> 01:37:17,303 Star! There it is! 1402 01:37:17,304 --> 01:37:19,899 Top right-hand corner. Brooklyn. 1403 01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:21,705 What do you say now, mister? 1404 01:37:21,706 --> 01:37:23,300 - Well... - Are you convinced? 1405 01:37:23,301 --> 01:37:25,801 - Well... - Well, there's lots more. 1406 01:37:25,802 --> 01:37:28,702 There's longhorns from Texas, and apples from Oregon. 1407 01:37:28,703 --> 01:37:30,983 And mountains, and rivers, and buckboards and flivvers, 1408 01:37:30,984 --> 01:37:33,200 minutemen, trappers, jitterbugs, flappers. 1409 01:37:33,501 --> 01:37:38,000 1410 01:37:38,001 --> 01:37:43,700 1411 01:37:43,701 --> 01:37:46,301 And how about Washington, I mean all three. 1412 01:37:46,302 --> 01:37:48,500 George and Martha, and Booker T.? 1413 01:37:48,501 --> 01:37:50,701 Will Rogers, Nathan Hale. 1414 01:37:50,702 --> 01:37:52,602 Union Pacific, Oregon Trail. 1415 01:37:52,603 --> 01:37:56,000 Hi, Captain, howdy, Doc. Didn't we meet at Plymouth Rock? 1416 01:37:56,009 --> 01:37:58,200 America. The cornucopia. 1417 01:37:58,201 --> 01:38:00,900 Buddy, this is the way to Utopia. 1418 01:38:00,901 --> 01:38:03,501 This is your future, yours and mine. 1419 01:38:03,502 --> 01:38:06,302 There aren't any Germans, Italians or Japs... 1420 01:38:06,303 --> 01:38:10,403 ...gonna push us off our hard-won, homemade, Rand McNally maps. 1421 01:38:12,504 --> 01:38:18,004 1422 01:38:18,005 --> 01:38:22,705 1423 01:38:24,406 --> 01:38:26,506 All hands report to their ships! 1424 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:31,607 - I'm on my way, Dad. - Goodbye, Johnny. 1425 01:38:32,308 --> 01:38:33,988 - Dad. - Take care of yourself. 1426 01:38:33,989 --> 01:38:35,289 I will. 1427 01:38:38,290 --> 01:38:40,200 - Bye, Polly. - Bye! 1428 01:38:44,001 --> 01:38:45,401 Hey! 1429 01:38:47,902 --> 01:38:50,600 - Great show, Johnny, great, great. - Darling, darling! 1430 01:38:50,601 --> 01:38:52,553 - Haven't you forgotten something? - What? 1431 01:38:52,554 --> 01:38:54,354 You forgot to marry me. 1432 01:38:54,355 --> 01:38:57,855 Oh... well, this will hold it for the time being and so will this. 1433 01:39:04,456 --> 01:39:11,656 1434 01:39:11,657 --> 01:39:20,757 1435 01:39:22,108 --> 01:39:27,000 Subtitles Luis Filipe Bernardes 1436 01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:34,000 Taken from www.titlovi.com